hi im eyrin

eyrin (pronounced like erin) NOT MEPHONE8+ OR 8+. DONT CALL ME THAT. they/them discarded meeple product

[mephone8plus-meeple]

Hello, I’m Eyrin (pronounced like Erin)

I’m a discarded meeple product whos been sitting in the closet powered off for god only knows how long.

Luckily this strange dude found me and he uh.. fixed me up and powered me back on.

Unfortunately he sorta.. abandoned me here again…

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Same DNI rules apply as main blog

MOD: @tragically-ty-teacup / @teacup-the-intern

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Basic Eyrin info:

Eyrin uses They/them (nonbinary)

Suffered similar fate as 3GS; being discarded and locked away

Eyrin has major anxiety and struggles with social cues

They really just need somebody to be kind and caring to them to show that the world isn’t always so cruel

[mephone8plus-meeple]

*CRASH* *CRASH* *BANG* *CRASH*

*door slides open*

..oh my god-Hi Hi Hi HIHIHIHIHIHHIHIHI

OH MY GOD YOUR A REAAAAL MEEPLE ROBOT HOLY I LOVE YOU

YOUR SO PRETTY I JUST WANT TO RIP YOUR SKIN OFF AND SEE HOW YOU WORK..

OH MY GOD HIHIHIHIHHHIHIH HOW ARE YOUUU?????? :D

@fffsrobotworkshop

…. O h.

Maybe.. um.. please don’t do that….?

But I’m.. good.. I’m glad to be able to get out of this closet..

[fffsrobotworkshop]

OH DONT WORRY I JUST WANT TO DO THAT I WONT ACTUALLY PPFFTT

YOUR SO COOL YOUR THE COOLIST GUY IVE EVER MET I LOVE YOU

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[mephone8plus-meeple]

I. Uh. Okay. Thank … you. Thank you

You are.. mildly unsettling..

But you seem nice…

[mephone8plus-meeple]

*CRASH* *CRASH* *BANG* *CRASH*

*door slides open*

..oh my god-Hi Hi Hi HIHIHIHIHIHHIHIHI

OH MY GOD YOUR A REAAAAL MEEPLE ROBOT HOLY I LOVE YOU

YOUR SO PRETTY I JUST WANT TO RIP YOUR SKIN OFF AND SEE HOW YOU WORK..

OH MY GOD HIHIHIHIHHHIHIH HOW ARE YOUUU?????? :D

@fffsrobotworkshop

…. O h.

Maybe.. um.. please don’t do that….?

But I’m.. good.. I’m glad to be able to get out of this closet..

[fffsrobotworkshop]

Um.. hi..

I hear you uh.. like robots…?

Would.. would you be willing to… help me out..?

I’ve been stuck in this closet for a while… it’s the no-longer-in-use janitors closet in the lobby..

- Eyrin @mephone8plus-meeple

WHATSHATWHATWHATHATAYAHATAHAYAGATAGAGATAGAHWTAHATAG

HWEREH WHERE WHEERE WHERE WHERE HWRHR I JUST STARTED HERE I HAVE NO CLUE WHERE THAT IS BUT YOU BET YOUR ASS ILL FIND IT

*CRASH*

NO IDEA WHAT THAT SHIT I KNOCKED OVER WAS BUT IT DOESNT MATTER IM COMING TO FIND YOUUUUUUUUU

[mephone8plus-meeple]

The.. lobby.. where you entered the building…?

I’m not sure where the closet is either… but… it’s there somewhere…

And thank you for coming to find me..

[teacup-the-intern]

So.. ehem…

As you all probably know, we have recently had a strong shortage of employees here…

And with that… I am now looking for new hires..

If you are interested, please fill out the form below, it would be a great help to me to find new employees to keep this company running..

I really have no experience in any of this, as I was tossed into this position out of the blue after just being an intern.. so apologies if the form is.. poorly arranged.

NOW HIRING!!

Hello all! This is Teacup here. since about June of last year, we have had a shortage of workers here at... er.. Well I haven't really re-th

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Hey hey hey! Mod Teacup here :P

The long awaited return of your least favorite (/silly) roleplay is heeeeeereee!!! Without a name though, unfortunately.

The form doesn’t actually determine wether or not you’re gonna be a part of it, it’s just a thing for fun mainly, but it also helps me know WHO is a part of it since last time there was a lot of people who’s blogs got ignored or never noticed. I will do my best to interact with everyone!

Also extra context, this is post MM, so basically anything that happened in meeplemadness doesn’t reaaally matter unless you want it to. For me, it’s Teacup still being injured, still being stuck as CEO.

[mephone8plus-meeple]

*hold out my hand for a handshake*

Wrong answers only.

Uhhhhhhh….. fist-bump-???

[mepod-idiot]

Uhm.. hello..?? Is- is anyone else here? I thought I heard something..

- Eyrin @mephone8plus-meeple

Oh! Hello uhm- Hi!! I don’t think I… know you yet? Well I’ve been trapped in a box for a long while, but hi! It’s nice to meet you!

[mephone8plus-meeple]

“A box…? Huh.. you must have been in here for way longer than I have…. Anyways yeah, hello! I’m.. I’m Eyrin.. I’m a MePhone.”

[mepod-idiot]

I- don’t exactly remember when I was put in here.. but I don’t know what a “mephone” is..? But you seem cool enough so it shouldn’t matter! Uhm.. I’m mepod! You can just call me pod for short- sorry am I bothering you?

[mephone8plus-meeple]

“Oh no no no- you’re bothering me, sorry. I’m- I’m just not the best at uh.. socializing. But basically, a MePhone is sorta.. the upgraded version of you? Anyways it’s nice to meet you Pod.”

[mepod-idiot]

Uhm.. hello..?? Is- is anyone else here? I thought I heard something..

- Eyrin @mephone8plus-meeple

Oh! Hello uhm- Hi!! I don’t think I… know you yet? Well I’ve been trapped in a box for a long while, but hi! It’s nice to meet you!

[mephone8plus-meeple]

“A box…? Huh.. you must have been in here for way longer than I have…. Anyways yeah, hello! I’m.. I’m Eyrin.. I’m a MePhone.”

[mephone8plus-meeple]

(also sending this to the ghost cobs blog…)

Hey, sorry for asking but could we please put the 2nd cobs possession arc on hold until i’m ready to come back from my break? I know both you and contrsctor probsbly really want to continue it and so do I but I just don’t feel too ready to end my break from the blog just yet… I know it’s technically already on break but I already sent an ask like this to the chess alliance since that thread with one, lucky and them is starting to pick up sgain so. I decided I might as well send an ask here too about the cobs possession arc. Sorry if this is inconvenient I just don’t wanna end my break just yet and I promise i’ll pick up the arc again once i’m ready to 🫡🫡🫡 Okay that’s all sorry if this is really poorly written my mom’s. Yellign again as per usual and it:s making it. Hard to focus 💔💔💔💔

-1 mod

Ooc:

Hey it’s okay no worries!! We can pause for however long you need :]

In all honesty I’m gonna be busy and gone for another trip again in like a week so this is all chill for me

[mephone8plus-meeple]

//RAH @i-am-the-4th-wall

A red, holographic fox approaches Eryin, glitching immensely.

O-oh-! Uh- hello-??? Uh.. are- are you alright? You don’t.. look well. Also do you even understand me??

[i-am-the-4th-wall]

The fox tilts its head, before barking quietly and soming closer to them. It's still glitching severely.

It sniffs Eyrin calmy.

Just the action of trying to identify Eyrin is sent through the fox and into their code, giving them a callback ping and an identification alert.

Is that fox malware???

[mephone8plus-meeple]

[Eyrin moves back, nervous.]

“Uhhh… okay-? Uhm.. uh.. whaaaat are you doing?”

[mephone8plus-meeple]

//RAH @i-am-the-4th-wall

A red, holographic fox approaches Eryin, glitching immensely.

O-oh-! Uh- hello-??? Uh.. are- are you alright? You don’t.. look well. Also do you even understand me??

[mephone8plus-meeple]

Crashes into your askbox with malicius, au creating intent (yes this is a reference)

Hello, uh… I’m not exactly sure what this means…? Or- or why? But.. hello?

[luckygetshired]

Hi.. uhm.. Lucky. I heard about you from someone, I uh… I don’t really remember who. I’ve heard you’re nice? I think?

I hope so..

This is Eyrin, by the way (@mephone8plus-meeple)

Lucky sees them approaching and quickly focuses on them.

"Oh, hey Eyrin. I've been told a bit about you as well, through some means that-"

A glitching X appears over her left eye for a moment.

"-I won't go into detail unless you're curious. I hope the person who told you about me is right..."

She smiles humbly. She's definitely... different than what you would expect of someone in her job. She's clearly just as anxious as anyone else. Hoping the person is right? Okay then.

"Anyways. Do you need something?"

[mephone8plus-meeple]

Uh… no- not really.. I just.. wanted somebody to talk to..? A friend, I guess..

[luckygetshired]

"Fair, it's kinda hard for me to interact with people around here too. Who knew, being emotional support for self claimed 'emotionless machines' doesn't give you a lot to do."

She fidgets with her hands a bit.

"Unfortunately for both of us, I'm just as bad at conversation as anyone else here.

[mephone8plus-meeple]

“Yeah.. I guess that’s how it’s gonna be.. uhm… so… what do you do around here..? Sorry, I’m- I’m not sure what else to say..”

[luckygetshired]

She laughs quietly for a moment.

"Please don't worry about how you're acting, Eyrin. It's fine.

"I have the job of basically keeping you guys happy enough to not cause chaos. I like calling it that, at least."

[mephone8plus-meeple]

Oh- okay.. cool. Uhmm… wow, I suck at this socialization stuff.. I guess that’s what happens when you’re stuck powered off in a closet for years.. I still don’t even know how long I was in that closet..

[luckygetshired]

"Oh, like 3gs? And me in an alternate reality, kinda. Self isolation gang!"

She clears her throat. "So sorry, I just... I do that, yeah. Do you remember when you were trapped in there? I love math.

[mephone8plus-meeple]

Uh… not.. not really. All I know was.. Cobs was still alive.

[luckygetshired]

"Hah, loser," She comments at the mention of Cobs' death.

[mephone8plus-meeple]

“That’s.. Yeahh, that’s valid.. I agree with that.”

[mephone8plus-meeple]

Meow!!

*A… cat walks up to you?*

-> @unidentifed-cat

Huh-?! A- a cat-?! How did you get into the closet, little guy- girl- uh.. little fellow?

[unidentifed-cat]

Mrrp!!!

*the cat walks up to you and rubs against your leg. Seems like they don’t mind any labels*

[mephone8plus-meeple]

“Alright little buddy.. come sit down. I wonder where.. or how you got here..”

[Eyrin reaches out, fluffing up the fur on the cat’s head before smoothing it out again.]

[luckygetshired]

Hi.. uhm.. Lucky. I heard about you from someone, I uh… I don’t really remember who. I’ve heard you’re nice? I think?

I hope so..

This is Eyrin, by the way (@mephone8plus-meeple)

Lucky sees them approaching and quickly focuses on them.

"Oh, hey Eyrin. I've been told a bit about you as well, through some means that-"

A glitching X appears over her left eye for a moment.

"-I won't go into detail unless you're curious. I hope the person who told you about me is right..."

She smiles humbly. She's definitely... different than what you would expect of someone in her job. She's clearly just as anxious as anyone else. Hoping the person is right? Okay then.

"Anyways. Do you need something?"

[mephone8plus-meeple]

Uh… no- not really.. I just.. wanted somebody to talk to..? A friend, I guess..

[luckygetshired]

"Fair, it's kinda hard for me to interact with people around here too. Who knew, being emotional support for self claimed 'emotionless machines' doesn't give you a lot to do."

She fidgets with her hands a bit.

"Unfortunately for both of us, I'm just as bad at conversation as anyone else here.

[mephone8plus-meeple]

“Yeah.. I guess that’s how it’s gonna be.. uhm… so… what do you do around here..? Sorry, I’m- I’m not sure what else to say..”

[luckygetshired]

She laughs quietly for a moment.

"Please don't worry about how you're acting, Eyrin. It's fine.

"I have the job of basically keeping you guys happy enough to not cause chaos. I like calling it that, at least."

[mephone8plus-meeple]

Oh- okay.. cool. Uhmm… wow, I suck at this socialization stuff.. I guess that’s what happens when you’re stuck powered off in a closet for years.. I still don’t even know how long I was in that closet..

[luckygetshired]

"Oh, like 3gs? And me in an alternate reality, kinda. Self isolation gang!"

She clears her throat. "So sorry, I just... I do that, yeah. Do you remember when you were trapped in there? I love math.

[mephone8plus-meeple]

Uh… not.. not really. All I know was.. Cobs was still alive.

[mephone8plus-meeple]

Meow!!

*A… cat walks up to you?*

-> @unidentifed-cat

Huh-?! A- a cat-?! How did you get into the closet, little guy- girl- uh.. little fellow?

[mephone8plus-meeple]

Nice camera you got there

WHOA WHOA WHOA OKAY HELLO HI-