Whatever The Hell I Draw Or Say

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Walked past a fuck ass brand stand in Home Depot and had to make this

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**in bed with lover**”hold on. Before we get freaky”

**reaches hand to night stand and goes past framed picture of passed away lover and puts the master chief action figure face down before having sex**

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Imagine how crazy it would go if you put your id on your cowboy belt buckle and went to a bar

Oh you need my id?

**leans back and holds belt out with both hands**

Here ya go brotheeeeeeer

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Not my best drawing but thought it was funny

I can’t draw shows for shit loooool

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Did I cook with this one

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PSA for dispatch fans

Water is not a good lubricant and might make things worse

Have a good day

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I’ve got a tool at work that’s like a pump jack thing with different ends for different purposes and one end I realized looked like cyn

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I wanna see the horror movie where the victim actually does what the slasher or whatever asks

Killer:”if you come to me I’ll let you go!”

Victim:**pops up out of hiding spot and walks over**

Killer:”……..uh……okay”**slowly looks over to exit and motions for the victim to leave. Not knowing what to actually do when someone did what he said**

Victim:”peace”**leaves**

Killer:”that dude was cool”

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Hallmark holiday movie with the usual “my loving husband of 7 years is too busy at work I’ll date another guy and dump him” but instead of dumping him she brings the other guy home and we get a Christmas polycule or something

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Lowkey werewolves be cooler than vampires

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This came to me in a dream

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I don’t care what anyone says. Adding hatsune miku to anything instantly makes it 100% funnier

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Me and da boys are going out like this for Halloween

I’m not joking we have the plan we just need the boxes and we’re gonna peruse through the neighborhood as walking cardboard boxes

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“Just a box”

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Drawing is cool don’t get me wrong