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A lot of effort went into that title, actually. Welcome to the official tumblr page of The Merchant! I do not use tumblr a lot, and I don't really update my channel much on here. I just generally use tumblr like, you know, a person?

[ask-magala]

Valstrax - Cross Stitch Pattern 

No idea why the sprite has that weird line under its head. Maybe for the beak or somethin. I don’t think anyone’s posted a Valstrax pattern before

Remember these are 100% free to use. But do message me if you try making one :3

[ask-magala]

Zinogre - Cross Stitch Pattern

Request from @f0rgemaster​

This one… has so many colors. May do Stygian later.

Remember these are 100% free to use. Colors are DMC. But feel free to share with me what you create with it :3 

[mamath]

Been slowly working on these… Halfway done with Rathian too, just gotta finish up a batch of commissions before I go back to silly fan art. :D;;

[retrogamingblog]

[retrogamingblog]

Halloween Pokemon Art made by Foxlett

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[sonichedgeblog]

Scenery from Sky Rail from ‘Sonic Adventure 2′ on the Dreamcast.

[catchymemes]

[oumaimas]

lately there have been too many days like in a row

[gaypitbull]

“i wish i could go on platonic dates with people”

[gaypitbull]

[icyanz]

It’s called a queerplatonic partner.

[dancing-cockroaches]

[ssstable9]

Oh you mean like having friends?

[mysti-crow-deactivated20200305]

No that’s something different. I am firm on the idea of a platonic date. Friends is just people you don’t hate as much. Platonic peeps are actually people you care about.

[gaypitbull]

[r4cs0]

These people have never had any friends ever

[jumex]

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

[gingbat]

Call that skeet shooting

[powerburial]

[kittenchomp]

hey guys whats for dinner

[jrchair98]

シャワーズ, サンダース & ブースター　(#0134, #0135 & #0136)

[ 01 | 03 frames | 100x64 px ] ● [ based on this gif by @bellossom ] [ 01 | 03 frames | 100x64 px ] ● [ based on this gif by @heliolisk ] [ 01 | 03 frames | 100x64 px ] ● [ based on a gif from giphy ]

[retrogamingblog]

Ballpoint Pen Nintendo Art made by Cody James

[retrogamingblog]

[obscuritory]

DRUGS!!

From TaskMaker

[obscurevideogames]

(Storm Impact - Mac - 1993)

[ithelpstodream]