Help, I’m Stuck In 2007

Clara, she/they, 24. Local gas station psychic. 👁🌵☀️

[mercurys-niece]

If I have to deal with one more idiot during this hell shift, I will be changing the trajectory of the lives of everyone in this lot, I swear to GOD

[mercurys-niece]

No, I didn’t fart, what you’re smelling is actually my incredibly expensive niche perfume that I actually had to bribe customs to get into the country. What’s it called you ask? Oh, this is Essence of Shit Fart by Toskovat, I’m sure you’ve never heard them.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I can't believe the new harta comic extra answered this question I had. the answer is yes. long lived races have multiple sets of teeth. apparently.

[brosser-les-dents]

Le sigh. Since most humans only have one set of adult teeth, be sure to brush and floss them!

[mercurys-niece]

This shit’s got me googling priests near me, my Catholic conditioning is kicking in I’m so guilty

[mercurys-niece]

Cannot get a beat on my neighbor for the life of me

[mercurys-niece]

Genuinely bro, you like can’t fucking do this to me lol

[gayboysteve]

[tallmosse]

[horrorsterrors]

time is a flat circle

[internetgreatesthits]

[mercurys-niece]

Thinking about the time my ex made me take my feet off the dashboard (we were parked in a parking lot) bc he was convinced other men were staring at them

[bayesic-bitch]

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[mercurys-niece]

I have some sort of sick and twisted bisexual brain disease

[lilyblisslys]

flirtatiously: you better cut it out, or I’ll coat you with a fine mist ;)

later, more sternly: hey. You better stop, or I won’t cover you with a fine mist.

[fleshengine]

I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.

[segamascott]

[capacity2]

He’s so selfish. She’s generous enough to put food on the table but he cant give her some cake? All these men do is take take take