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“i’m thinking of going away. somewhere.” a sleepy hum that spills from his lips, lying upon damp grass with his eyes fixated on the endless sky above him. “i don’t know where. yet. or maybe ever. perhaps i’ll leave and see where i end up.” hand extends, feeling cool night air dance over his skin, as if he could catch a handful, save it for later. “if you could leave, go where ever you’d like, where would it be? in the whole entire world?”

#taleofmorewoe #hello friend!!!#have a weird and contemplative merc!!!

“now, y’must tell me uccellino..--” he drawls, chin propped on broad palm, thick eyebrow quirking in genuine interest. “how ever do you get romeo to do anything? ever? for years i’ve been that little ragamuffin’s best companion, and yet every time i entrance him with my sage advice, off he scurries in the other direction.” [a throaty chuckle, shoulders rising in a humoured shrug.] “and yet you? i’d bet that man would lift mountains for you. so. how’s it done?”

#ofmorewoe #merc is just #'sweet summer child how u do the things u do???'#'teach me your ways??????'#also you can put this in any of your verses you'd like!!

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#BERNINI IS ALSO MY SON #AHHH #//;; self promo;;\\

yes my friends this is a starter call!

#look at my cute son #but yes sta r ters!!#like and it shall be posted probably 2morrow tbh!!! bc sleep #but im pumped whOOO

[KICKS DOWN THE DOOR] so i left this blog on a semi hiatus and i came back to 24 new followers i am so a fr aid!!!! i’m gonna scroll through blogs and do some following and then i’ll be online!! huzzah!

#i am such trash forgive me #//;; out of verona ;;\\

wolfsteps

I hope your day is as good as my ass

#//;; mer fuckin cutio ;;\\#B')

“bevilo tutto, bevilo tutto! e l'e' bevuto tutto, e non gli ha fatto male, l'acqua gli fa male, il vino lo fa cantaree!”

[he sings loudly. and off key. amber liquid sloshes within his glass, spilling more of it down his sleeve and onto the floor, but that doesn’t hinder him any.”

#obsceniity #merc being drunk and singin disgustingly oh g o d

“friend buddy amigo amico pal----! it’s the real deal i swear! 18 karat gold found in the depths of mayan caves by oxford archaeology students! and here is kind old me, offering you such finery at low low prices not found in any where else in italy!” [it’s not. it’s really not. it’s a ring stolen from a bedside table from a one night stand. but he’s a fabulous liar. at least he thinks he is.]

#antiiquary #throws all the starters at yer face B')

“so. the rules are: 3 darts per round. highest score at the end of 3 rounds wins. comprende mi amigo?” [three darts are clutched between his fingers, coupled with an alcohol infused smirk, elbow propped upon the top of the bar.]

#misdiirection #merc n adrian bein dumb drinkin buddies perhaps B)

hello friends like for a starter perhaps

#//;; out of verona ;;\\

indie modern mercutio rp blog

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#damn sure i fuckin used bernini #purple aesthetic so real #but yeaaa!!#plz promo me n tell me im cool #//;; self promo ;;\\

kicks in my own teeth i’ve done all my drafts, edited a temporary theme, drank like 3 litres of water and iM SO ALIVE RIGHT NOW

#//;; out of verona ;;\\#i woke up at 6am with cramps #aND IM SO ALIVE AND KICKIN U GH

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#this is tHE BEST THING EVER MADE AND IM SCREAMIN #//;; mer fuckin cutio ;;\\#//;; lover boy ;;\\#//;; a friend indeed ;;\\\

Romeo: no mercutio

Mercutio: yes mercutio

#±u±#//;; mer fuckin cutio ;;\\

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❛ how do i know ya aren’t some kinda serial killer / rapist? i can’t just let a stranger into my house. it’s not safe. ❜

mercutix

[he fumbles in his pocket, yanking out his beloved tamagotchi which utters a rather miserable sounding chirp.] “do murdering rapists have level seven tamagotchi’s? nah. didn’t think so. now c’mon, i just need some batteries.”

#upprivet

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(☾☆) — She does not need the arm but she appreciates the gesture, so she will link her arm with his anyways. ❝Hardly. It’s mainly baby food, apple sauce, and…fish!❞

mercutix

[he utters a small noise of exclamation, nodding some as bag swings by his side.] “well, i hope that those items shall be consumed separately, for that doesn’t sound like a very favourable recipe."

#dieerstetraumer #;;// v* a modern man in modern times \\;;

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touche.

mercutix

touch me

#benvoliism #dumb babies my he a r t

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