[tomfoolerytotality]

Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring

It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song

[stevishabitat]

[apocryphics]

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[thatsbelievable]

[mytearsrricochet]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"codify" is such a fun word. lawmakers! turn this into a fish

[urie]

i love being a mutual so much i was made to be a mutual i hope they put on my gravestone that i was a beloved daughter sister ex wife and mutual

[yeesiine]

Making eye contact with you across tumblr.

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

[love-is-pain-highness]

Bad news, I’m back online.

[xxxxxxxx154-deactivated20191127]

some of us have been following each other for a long ass time

[livelovelaugh-777]

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[dogpuppy]

[nocturna7]

[nmd-66-deactivated20210104]

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly