Alright, fine. Do I just lay on the ground with my arms spread?
Yes.
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Alright, fine. Do I just lay on the ground with my arms spread?
Yes.
I’ll do it if you do it with me.
Deal. Let's go embrace the shit out of this thing.
I’ve been traveling a bit, to see what else is out here. And all I can say is my my, how the times are changing. I knew about cellular phones, but a smart phone!? It’s phenomenal.
And what exactly does the smart phone do? Can it...Can it calculate maths? Oh! Can it find your location? *gasps* Can it talk to you?!
I don’t understand why everyone dresses up for Easter. I’m not entirely sure if people would still celebrate it if it wasn’t for the candy and eggs and bunnies. Easter is a confusing holiday. That’s the moral of the story.
Hm, you know, I wouldn't mind seeing you in a rabbit costume. Perhaps you should give it a whirl, eh?
You’re most welcome. Aw, I like to keep on good graces with everyone.
What a gentleman you are!
Dancing is more something I like to do when I’m hyper.
Shame, I was looking for a dance partner.
I’m glad you find them amusing. I find you quite adorable. I don’t know. I’m not good with taken compliments without giving them in return.
Why thank you, and I don't mind. I think that's very sweet of you actually.
Why, thank you. I work hard for the money? No, I’m kidding. Things come out of my mouth and I have no way of stopping them.
Oh no, please don't insult yourself. I think your prostitution jokes are quite amusing, in the most non offending way possible.
Never. Spandex makes me look fat and it’s strictly reserved for the gym.
Nonsense boy, you are not fat. Not in the slightest. I mean, in a good way. Yep.
Sure, why not! That’s awesome, yes. We’ll just go around belting tunes and being merry. We should get matching costumes or something.
Hm yes, matching costumes sounds very appealing indeed. But please, no spandex. I beg of you.
Seriously? Wow, that’s awesome! Thanks…? Kind of. They’re annoying and driving me crazy. I’m gonna try belting out a tune, see if that helps.
You are very welcome. Oh, a tune you say? Brilliant! I'll go get my guitar and we can just call ourselves The Belting Duet.
Hey, I was just kidding! Pardon my sassyness, I’m just done with these hiccups.
Oh, that's alright. And your sasyness is...it's erm, lovely. Are the hiccups hurting you?
Oh, I tried it. And it didn’t work, missy. Worse suggestion ever.
Oh well, I was only trying to help. I'm sorry to have failed your persistent hiccups.
That… I totally just did not try that or anything.
Don't knock it till you try it!
Nothing better then some yoga to relax.
I prefer to dance.
You know what? Ignorance is bliss, dollface. If that makes you happy, so be it.
I'm not ignorant, I'm just careful where I direct my attention to so I don't get unnecessarily hurt.
I’m not trying to tell you anything. I’m simply saying that I’ve noticed that you don’t care.
Well then, I'll take that as a compliment if you don't mind.