heart cooks brain.

hello i'm eilidh and this is my blog

[pacificrim-archive]

[trashpawz]

Tag ur self im emojione

[trashpawz]

@ half the people tagging ur self as emojidex: you’re Samsung and you know it

[marisatomay]

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

*talking to a gay couple*

So which one of you is… you know… the one who doesn’t fucking text back?

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[deactivated2013804deactivated-d]

boy: *takes more than 3 minutes to text back*

me: *opens quote post* “A man has always wanted to lay me down, but he never wanted to pick me up.” -Eartha Kitt

[nemmica]

I met a baby the other day who taught me that kids aren’t learning the thumb-and-pinky-out gesture for “phone” anymore. She puts her flat, open palm up to her ear and babbles into it, simulating a flat and rectangular smartphone.

[deafchan-deactivated20201105]

It’s begun. We are now officially the last surviving generation of this ancient civilization..

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

No offense but what is the point of food that isn’t spicy

[bitchycode]

this will never get old

[recentgooglesearches]

will i ever have my shit together

[railroadsoftware]

I hate this hellhole website for making me familiar with fetish terminology against my will

[xod]

[kibumkim]

me @ people who make long informative posts: i appreciate how knowledagable you are but i cant read that

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[akiplo]

[nonamebabynocrime]

Me as a nerdy teenager with not a lot of friends: you know what is paramount to my happiness? Owning a lot of books.

Me as an adult trying to move to a second location: now hold on a sec.

[chekhov]

Masculinity is a prison, but it’s one of those white-collar prisons where you get to play badminton

[vinegar--tom]