The Lost Cities can suck my ASS

as the humans say: WOMP WOMP

[meris-dizznee]

introooo

Hi! I'm Meris, though some might know me as that one amputee elf, the 'human girl' (I HAD THAT NICKNAME FIRST SOPHIE!!), or that one person who got kidnapped by the neverseen for almost a year... yeah, that was fun 🥲

'bout me:

Meris Olivia Dizznee || 19 || Inflictor || Dual citizen of both the lost & forbidden cities || she/her || Lover of all things human || proud amputee

Relatives & relations:

Father: Kamden Dizznee (we hate his ass)

Mother: Ilyssa Dizznee (Currently in Exile Yippie!!)

Cousin: Dex Dizznee

Best friend: @kieran-heslege

My go-to guy for all things amputee related: Elwin Heslege

Some random old gay guy: @councillor-bronte-of-the-cities

(ooc info under the cut!)

my main blog is @babushka-of-chaossss

This is an AU of my fic where things turn out slightly(?) better

My girl loves all things human!!

After getting rescued from the Neverseen ('cause they wanted to use her ability), the council decided it was best for her to live among the humans for a while. Now she hops back and forth as she pleases

she is a true Switzerland!! She doesn't care for the Black Swan, and she hates the Neverseen. You will NEVER catch her swearing fealty to either!!

Alongside being the only amputee in the lost cities, she also deals with chronic pain, which gets worse with stress, exertion, or overuse of her ability.

dividers by @somebitchprobably-graphicdump

[kieran-heslege]

KIERAN!!! A NEW SHOP OPENED IN MYSTERIUM!! WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO!!!

-@meris-dizznee

Yeah, we should! Maybe, er…get a snack too…walk around…

[meris-dizznee]

Yeah! I hear it's kinda like an oddity shop! They have all these weird and cool things in it, doesn't that sound SICK?

[kieran-heslege]

Yeah, I suppose. If you’d like to, I’m happy to go.

[meris-dizznee]

of course! c'mon! It'll be awesome sauce! thats a new human slang word i learned by the way

[kieran-heslege]

Awesome…sauce? I didn’t know grandeur was edible.

[meris-dizznee]

I guess it is now... huh, I wonder what it tastes like, what do you think it'd taste like? probably like carnissa root or somethin'

[kieran-heslege]

Mmmmm…remember when Juline made that? So good…

[meris-dizznee]

How could i forget? That was the night we heard Kestler swear for the first time ever, at my dad, remember?

(ooc, i know it isn't explicitly stated that thats what they had that night but i might change it now)

[kieran-heslege]

Yeah…

…that was…a thing.

[meris-dizznee]

AAAANyways... lets not talk about that piece of shit. C'mon, let's go!! The oddities wait for no man!

[kieran-heslege]

*following her*

So, how are things with Tam?

[meris-dizznee]

Things are good. I mean, he comes over to San Diego whenever he can, and I'm freer than he is, so I'm back here a lot. It's good... also bad. But good.

how's Wonderboy? I heard you had a date?

[kieran-heslege]

We…have not. Had that. Yet.

And he’s, well…

Radiant. And I don’t deserve him. And I wish I could stare at his beautiful hair and his beautiful skin and his beautiful eyes and his beautiful smile for as long as the sun will rise and fall upon them.

So, good!

[meris-dizznee]

God! Cupid has been hard at work with you, I see, so tell me, loverboy, when are you gonna ask the guy on a date?

it's clear that he's at least intrested in you if not as far gone as you!

[kieran-heslege]

Ha ha. You’re hilarious.

And we have a hangout planned, it just hasn’t happened yet - I suppose that’ll count.

[meris-dizznee]

does it really? You gotta be all romantical with him! Through my sources say he is drawn to your rogue-ish charm

[kieran-heslege]

Rogue-ish charm? I’m not a rogue…I dunno about that one, Meris.

And I’ll be…normal.

[meris-dizznee]

Then what was all that about you beating up a councilor? If that's not rogue-ish, I dunno what its... well I guess I shouldn't say rogue-ish, more gritty.

*pause*

You're a fighter, Kieran. In a way, you always have been.

[kieran-heslege]

…Ah. …T-thanks. Though I’m not necessarily looking to be appealing while beating up our central government, I’m er…happy people think it regardless?

[meris-dizznee]

*elbows him playfully* eh anyone who shows it to those benchwarmers has my respect...

now come on! *grabs his hand* lets go look at some weird stuff!

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

@meris-dizznee reasons why I do not regard you highly.

[meris-dizznee]

I'm just saying the truth... can't blame a girl for calling it what it is...

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

*mumbles into cup of tea* Keep it up and Miss Foster will be regarded above you.

[meris-dizznee]

ok councilor, I will try my best not to be a menace.... *crossing my fingers behind my back*

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

It is becoming in my best mental interest that I retire. Yesterday.

[meris-dizznee]

i know EXACTLY who would like that idea...

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

And who might that be?

[meris-dizznee]

you know damn well who i- wait a sec.... i mean you could just retire and then my buddy @kieran-heslege would take your spot on the council...

[kieran-heslege]

YES PLEASE :D

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

I will say to you what I said when @er-idkhehe2 wanted to take my place for a day. Absolutely not :)

[er-idkhehe2]

but dadddd :(

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

Son, do not try m- WAIT I'M NOT YOUR FATHER ARRRGGGGGG

[er-idkhehe2]

father.

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

Frog child.

[er-idkhehe2]

does this officially make him your son now?

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

Why do you think I would make a good parental figure!? I have nearly killed myself five times this week alone!! Just yesterday I feel down an entire flight of stairs!!!!!

[er-idkhehe2]

you see, I thought you were referring to something else. I too have nearly killed myself various times this week.

the stairs bit is quite embarrassing though

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

I do not like the sound of that, son.

In my defense I was fleeing from Oralie in this post. She terrifies me.

[er-idkhehe2]

Son. <3

also that just makes it more embarrassing

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

Frog child.

I had to protect my image. . . ?

[er-idkhehe2]

still

[meris-dizznee]

Bron-ster you have a CHILD!? *gasp* is it Fintan’s?? I mean he mentioned you PLENTY of times when I was with the Neverseen… wouldn’t be too far fetched…👀

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

I DO NOT HAVE ANY CHILDREN HFJACHAKDJAN

Oh. . . he. . . .he did? What did he sa- nope. Not going there.

[meris-dizznee]

somethin' somethin' the only reason he stayed in the lost cities for so long, somethin' somethin' the only person who makes him feel sane... idk i was half-conscious for most of it

[meris-dizznee]

how do you like your marinara sauce??

CHUNKYY

creamy

I CAST MAGICAL FUCCK YOU

Voting ended onJun 27

for an argument I had with a certain someone

[kieran-heslege]

KIERAN!!! A NEW SHOP OPENED IN MYSTERIUM!! WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO!!!

-@meris-dizznee

Yeah, we should! Maybe, er…get a snack too…walk around…

[meris-dizznee]

Yeah! I hear it's kinda like an oddity shop! They have all these weird and cool things in it, doesn't that sound SICK?

[kieran-heslege]

Yeah, I suppose. If you’d like to, I’m happy to go.

[meris-dizznee]

of course! c'mon! It'll be awesome sauce! thats a new human slang word i learned by the way

[kieran-heslege]

Awesome…sauce? I didn’t know grandeur was edible.

[meris-dizznee]

I guess it is now... huh, I wonder what it tastes like, what do you think it'd taste like? probably like carnissa root or somethin'

[kieran-heslege]

Mmmmm…remember when Juline made that? So good…

[meris-dizznee]

How could i forget? That was the night we heard Kestler swear for the first time ever, at my dad, remember?

(ooc, i know it isn't explicitly stated that thats what they had that night but i might change it now)

[kieran-heslege]

Yeah…

…that was…a thing.

[meris-dizznee]

AAAANyways... lets not talk about that piece of shit. C'mon, let's go!! The oddities wait for no man!

[kieran-heslege]

*following her*

So, how are things with Tam?

[meris-dizznee]

Things are good. I mean, he comes over to San Diego whenever he can, and I'm freer than he is, so I'm back here a lot. It's good... also bad. But good.

how's Wonderboy? I heard you had a date?

[kieran-heslege]

We…have not. Had that. Yet.

And he’s, well…

Radiant. And I don’t deserve him. And I wish I could stare at his beautiful hair and his beautiful skin and his beautiful eyes and his beautiful smile for as long as the sun will rise and fall upon them.

So, good!

[meris-dizznee]

God! Cupid has been hard at work with you, I see, so tell me, loverboy, when are you gonna ask the guy on a date?

it's clear that he's at least intrested in you if not as far gone as you!

[kieran-heslege]

Ha ha. You’re hilarious.

And we have a hangout planned, it just hasn’t happened yet - I suppose that’ll count.

[meris-dizznee]

does it really? You gotta be all romantical with him! Through my sources say he is drawn to your rogue-ish charm

[kieran-heslege]

Rogue-ish charm? I’m not a rogue…I dunno about that one, Meris.

And I’ll be…normal.

[meris-dizznee]

Then what was all that about you beating up a councilor? If that's not rogue-ish, I dunno what its... well I guess I shouldn't say rogue-ish, more gritty.

*pause*

You're a fighter, Kieran. In a way, you always have been.

[kieran-heslege]

KIERAN!!! A NEW SHOP OPENED IN MYSTERIUM!! WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO!!!

-@meris-dizznee

Yeah, we should! Maybe, er…get a snack too…walk around…

[meris-dizznee]

Yeah! I hear it's kinda like an oddity shop! They have all these weird and cool things in it, doesn't that sound SICK?

[kieran-heslege]

Yeah, I suppose. If you’d like to, I’m happy to go.

[meris-dizznee]

of course! c'mon! It'll be awesome sauce! thats a new human slang word i learned by the way

[kieran-heslege]

Awesome…sauce? I didn’t know grandeur was edible.

[meris-dizznee]

I guess it is now... huh, I wonder what it tastes like, what do you think it'd taste like? probably like carnissa root or somethin'

[kieran-heslege]

Mmmmm…remember when Juline made that? So good…

[meris-dizznee]

How could i forget? That was the night we heard Kestler swear for the first time ever, at my dad, remember?

(ooc, i know it isn't explicitly stated that thats what they had that night but i might change it now)

[kieran-heslege]

Yeah…

…that was…a thing.

[meris-dizznee]

AAAANyways... lets not talk about that piece of shit. C'mon, let's go!! The oddities wait for no man!

[kieran-heslege]

*following her*

So, how are things with Tam?

[meris-dizznee]

Things are good. I mean, he comes over to San Diego whenever he can, and I'm freer than he is, so I'm back here a lot. It's good... also bad. But good.

how's Wonderboy? I heard you had a date?

[kieran-heslege]

We…have not. Had that. Yet.

And he’s, well…

Radiant. And I don’t deserve him. And I wish I could stare at his beautiful hair and his beautiful skin and his beautiful eyes and his beautiful smile for as long as the sun will rise and fall upon them.

So, good!

[meris-dizznee]

God! Cupid has been hard at work with you, I see, so tell me, loverboy, when are you gonna ask the guy on a date?

it's clear that he's at least intrested in you if not as far gone as you!

[kieran-heslege]

Ha ha. You’re hilarious.

And we have a hangout planned, it just hasn’t happened yet - I suppose that’ll count.

[meris-dizznee]

does it really? You gotta be all romantical with him! Through my sources say he is drawn to your rogue-ish charm

[kieran-heslege]

KIERAN!!! A NEW SHOP OPENED IN MYSTERIUM!! WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO!!!

-@meris-dizznee

Yeah, we should! Maybe, er…get a snack too…walk around…

[meris-dizznee]

Yeah! I hear it's kinda like an oddity shop! They have all these weird and cool things in it, doesn't that sound SICK?

[kieran-heslege]

Yeah, I suppose. If you’d like to, I’m happy to go.

[meris-dizznee]

of course! c'mon! It'll be awesome sauce! thats a new human slang word i learned by the way

[kieran-heslege]

Awesome…sauce? I didn’t know grandeur was edible.

[meris-dizznee]

I guess it is now... huh, I wonder what it tastes like, what do you think it'd taste like? probably like carnissa root or somethin'

[kieran-heslege]

Mmmmm…remember when Juline made that? So good…

[meris-dizznee]

How could i forget? That was the night we heard Kestler swear for the first time ever, at my dad, remember?

(ooc, i know it isn't explicitly stated that thats what they had that night but i might change it now)

[kieran-heslege]

Yeah…

…that was…a thing.

[meris-dizznee]

AAAANyways... lets not talk about that piece of shit. C'mon, let's go!! The oddities wait for no man!

[kieran-heslege]

*following her*

So, how are things with Tam?

[meris-dizznee]

Things are good. I mean, he comes over to San Diego whenever he can, and I'm freer than he is, so I'm back here a lot. It's good... also bad. But good.

how's Wonderboy? I heard you had a date?

[kieran-heslege]

We…have not. Had that. Yet.

And he’s, well…

Radiant. And I don’t deserve him. And I wish I could stare at his beautiful hair and his beautiful skin and his beautiful eyes and his beautiful smile for as long as the sun will rise and fall upon them.

So, good!

[meris-dizznee]

God! Cupid has been hard at work with you, I see, so tell me, loverboy, when are you gonna ask the guy on a date?

it's clear that he's at least intrested in you if not as far gone as you!

[kieran-heslege]

KIERAN!!! A NEW SHOP OPENED IN MYSTERIUM!! WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO!!!

-@meris-dizznee

Yeah, we should! Maybe, er…get a snack too…walk around…

[meris-dizznee]

Yeah! I hear it's kinda like an oddity shop! They have all these weird and cool things in it, doesn't that sound SICK?

[kieran-heslege]

Yeah, I suppose. If you’d like to, I’m happy to go.

[meris-dizznee]

of course! c'mon! It'll be awesome sauce! thats a new human slang word i learned by the way

[kieran-heslege]

Awesome…sauce? I didn’t know grandeur was edible.

[meris-dizznee]

I guess it is now... huh, I wonder what it tastes like, what do you think it'd taste like? probably like carnissa root or somethin'

[kieran-heslege]

Mmmmm…remember when Juline made that? So good…

[meris-dizznee]

How could i forget? That was the night we heard Kestler swear for the first time ever, at my dad, remember?

(ooc, i know it isn't explicitly stated that thats what they had that night but i might change it now)

[kieran-heslege]

Yeah…

…that was…a thing.

[meris-dizznee]

AAAANyways... lets not talk about that piece of shit. C'mon, let's go!! The oddities wait for no man!

[kieran-heslege]

*following her*

So, how are things with Tam?

[meris-dizznee]

Things are good. I mean, he comes over to San Diego whenever he can, and I'm freer than he is, so I'm back here a lot. It's good... also bad. But good.

how's Wonderboy? I heard you had a date?

[kieran-heslege]

KIERAN!!! A NEW SHOP OPENED IN MYSTERIUM!! WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO!!!

-@meris-dizznee

Yeah, we should! Maybe, er…get a snack too…walk around…

[meris-dizznee]

Yeah! I hear it's kinda like an oddity shop! They have all these weird and cool things in it, doesn't that sound SICK?

[kieran-heslege]

Yeah, I suppose. If you’d like to, I’m happy to go.

[meris-dizznee]

of course! c'mon! It'll be awesome sauce! thats a new human slang word i learned by the way

[kieran-heslege]

Awesome…sauce? I didn’t know grandeur was edible.

[meris-dizznee]

I guess it is now... huh, I wonder what it tastes like, what do you think it'd taste like? probably like carnissa root or somethin'

[kieran-heslege]

Mmmmm…remember when Juline made that? So good…

[meris-dizznee]

How could i forget? That was the night we heard Kestler swear for the first time ever, at my dad, remember?

(ooc, i know it isn't explicitly stated that thats what they had that night but i might change it now)

[kieran-heslege]

Yeah…

…that was…a thing.

[meris-dizznee]

AAAANyways... lets not talk about that piece of shit. C'mon, let's go!! The oddities wait for no man!

[kieran-heslege]

KIERAN!!! A NEW SHOP OPENED IN MYSTERIUM!! WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO!!!

-@meris-dizznee

Yeah, we should! Maybe, er…get a snack too…walk around…

[meris-dizznee]

Yeah! I hear it's kinda like an oddity shop! They have all these weird and cool things in it, doesn't that sound SICK?

[kieran-heslege]

Yeah, I suppose. If you’d like to, I’m happy to go.

[meris-dizznee]

of course! c'mon! It'll be awesome sauce! thats a new human slang word i learned by the way

[kieran-heslege]

Awesome…sauce? I didn’t know grandeur was edible.

[meris-dizznee]

I guess it is now... huh, I wonder what it tastes like, what do you think it'd taste like? probably like carnissa root or somethin'

[kieran-heslege]

Mmmmm…remember when Juline made that? So good…

[meris-dizznee]

How could i forget? That was the night we heard Kestler swear for the first time ever, at my dad, remember?

(ooc, i know it isn't explicitly stated that thats what they had that night but i might change it now)

[kieran-heslege]

KIERAN!!! A NEW SHOP OPENED IN MYSTERIUM!! WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO!!!

-@meris-dizznee

Yeah, we should! Maybe, er…get a snack too…walk around…

[meris-dizznee]

Yeah! I hear it's kinda like an oddity shop! They have all these weird and cool things in it, doesn't that sound SICK?

[kieran-heslege]

Yeah, I suppose. If you’d like to, I’m happy to go.

[meris-dizznee]

of course! c'mon! It'll be awesome sauce! thats a new human slang word i learned by the way

[kieran-heslege]

Awesome…sauce? I didn’t know grandeur was edible.

[meris-dizznee]

I guess it is now... huh, I wonder what it tastes like, what do you think it'd taste like? probably like carnissa root or somethin'

[kieran-heslege]

KIERAN!!! A NEW SHOP OPENED IN MYSTERIUM!! WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO!!!

-@meris-dizznee

Yeah, we should! Maybe, er…get a snack too…walk around…

[meris-dizznee]

Yeah! I hear it's kinda like an oddity shop! They have all these weird and cool things in it, doesn't that sound SICK?

[kieran-heslege]

Yeah, I suppose. If you’d like to, I’m happy to go.

[meris-dizznee]

of course! c'mon! It'll be awesome sauce! thats a new human slang word i learned by the way

[kieran-heslege]

KIERAN!!! A NEW SHOP OPENED IN MYSTERIUM!! WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO!!!

-@meris-dizznee

Yeah, we should! Maybe, er…get a snack too…walk around…

[meris-dizznee]

Yeah! I hear it's kinda like an oddity shop! They have all these weird and cool things in it, doesn't that sound SICK?

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

@meris-dizznee reasons why I do not regard you highly.

[meris-dizznee]

I'm just saying the truth... can't blame a girl for calling it what it is...

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

*mumbles into cup of tea* Keep it up and Miss Foster will be regarded above you.

[meris-dizznee]

ok councilor, I will try my best not to be a menace.... *crossing my fingers behind my back*

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

It is becoming in my best mental interest that I retire. Yesterday.

[meris-dizznee]

i know EXACTLY who would like that idea...

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

And who might that be?

[meris-dizznee]

you know damn well who i- wait a sec.... i mean you could just retire and then my buddy @kieran-heslege would take your spot on the council...

[kieran-heslege]

YES PLEASE :D

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

I will say to you what I said when @er-idkhehe2 wanted to take my place for a day. Absolutely not :)

[er-idkhehe2]

but dadddd :(

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

Son, do not try m- WAIT I'M NOT YOUR FATHER ARRRGGGGGG

[er-idkhehe2]

father.

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

Frog child.

[er-idkhehe2]

does this officially make him your son now?

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

Why do you think I would make a good parental figure!? I have nearly killed myself five times this week alone!! Just yesterday I feel down an entire flight of stairs!!!!!

[er-idkhehe2]

you see, I thought you were referring to something else. I too have nearly killed myself various times this week.

the stairs bit is quite embarrassing though

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

I do not like the sound of that, son.

In my defense I was fleeing from Oralie in this post. She terrifies me.

[er-idkhehe2]

Son. <3

also that just makes it more embarrassing

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

Frog child.

I had to protect my image. . . ?

[er-idkhehe2]

still

[meris-dizznee]

Bron-ster you have a CHILD!? *gasp* is it Fintan’s?? I mean he mentioned you PLENTY of times when I was with the Neverseen… wouldn’t be too far fetched…👀

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

Humans are so funny. One second you're drowning each other in sacks full of rabid animals and drilling holes into each others skulls- and now all of you are on this site. Bothering me. Truly hilarious.

[impisback-tellafriend]

buddy that was almost 2 millennia you just glossed over

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

My personal favorite was when you all burned eachother alive. Why don't you go do that instead of kidnapping my coworkers?

[impisback-tellafriend]

burning people alive isn’t super accepted by society anymore. Uh.

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

Wait- really? Next you'll tell me you've dropped stoning each other too!

[impisback-tellafriend]

You are in desperate need of a history lesson…

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

@missringletsandrosycheek please tell me they haven't also put an end to splitting babies in half, too, have they?

[meris-dizznee]

yeah, that was a while ago, buddy... but now they have this really cool thing! Here, lemme show it to you

Totally normal and unsuspecting link

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

Oh fun, a link. I wonder what this could b- FREAKING DAYS IT HAS HAPPENED AGAIN FJKSKCKAKXSAJLSAJSJAJAKSNAKSJAJFH

[meris-dizznee]

*cackling, rolling on the floor laughing* oh, that was too good *wipes tear from my eye* heh… wait… what do you mean AGAIN!?

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

Humans are so funny. One second you're drowning each other in sacks full of rabid animals and drilling holes into each others skulls- and now all of you are on this site. Bothering me. Truly hilarious.

[impisback-tellafriend]

buddy that was almost 2 millennia you just glossed over

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

My personal favorite was when you all burned eachother alive. Why don't you go do that instead of kidnapping my coworkers?

[impisback-tellafriend]

burning people alive isn’t super accepted by society anymore. Uh.

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

Wait- really? Next you'll tell me you've dropped stoning each other too!

[impisback-tellafriend]

You are in desperate need of a history lesson…

[councillor-bronte-of-the-cities]

@missringletsandrosycheek please tell me they haven't also put an end to splitting babies in half, too, have they?

[meris-dizznee]

yeah, that was a while ago, buddy... but now they have this really cool thing! Here, lemme show it to you

Totally normal and unsuspecting link

[kieran-heslege]

anyone remember when I almost killed @meris-dizznee and @your-local-shade with a melder because @vespera-folend-official was nurturing my violent tendencies and I was alr heartbroken and tripping

and through it all also experiencing violent withdrawal because previous to my capture I’d been drugging myself with Abrasion Persuasion (because i’d been cvting…and dysphoric…)

Yeah…

(Ooc: this isn’t the plotline i was using for this blog bc it requires meris go be active and since Lily’s gonna be gone a while i opted for kieritz but what i’m describing is actually his canon plot! Feel free to ask abt it lol)

[meris-dizznee]

um... yeah, I think I remember... thanks for bringing that up Kier, great time all around.... /sarc

[kieran-heslege]

i’m sorry again btw…

Gotta say that melder felt veeeeeery nice in my hand though…we should keep those away from me…

[meris-dizznee]

Have you ever heard of Heathers Kieran?