New video! Cards Against Humanity - PHAN EDITION (with some curly haired guy)

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YOU ARE THE REASON
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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New video! Cards Against Humanity - PHAN EDITION (with some curly haired guy)
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
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no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
She treats you the way she wishes someone would treat her. So please don’t be annoyed if she keeps asking if you’re alright. It’s just because no one ever asked her.
S.Z. // Vodka thoughts #23 (via blossomfully)
Mila Kunis
Turn it off by Paramore
If you don’t think this is talent then I don’t know what is
the most relatable fall out boy lyric is “i could scream forever”
i firmly believe the lyric that is most relatable is “but im not good at math”
or “im a nervous wreck”
Or “I’ve cried tears you’ll never see / so fuck you, you can go cry me an ocean and leave me be”
How about “I’ve got troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match”
“make it easy, say I never mattered”
“I’m just the man on the balcony singing nobody will ever remember me”
“you are a brick”
"Why won't the world revolve around me?"
What never fails to turn you on?
Reblog if you’re asexual, bisexual, demisexual, pansexual, homosexual, bigender, agender, transgender, or just really like fall out boy.
Good luck figuring out which one.
Hey you! Yeah you! Do you like Dan and Phil? Have you ever wanted to have them notice your url? Well here is your chance. This summer I am going to be attending vidcon and will be most likely meeting Dan and Phil, and I have this jar I bought but have no idea what the hell to do with. So if Dan or Phil or both of them have made you smile, or laugh, or brightened your day or have helped you in any way, reblog this and I will put your url in this jar, and give the jar to them when I go. That is all. Love you guys and I hope I get a bunch so the jar actually gets filled and not just with a few urls. And for those who were wondering I also put this on my other blog pastelester
When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump. Otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life and that I can’t do.
A Most Violent Year (2014), Dir. J.C. Chandor (via wnq-movies)
I’m afraid someone’s going to make you happier than i ever will. One day you’ll meet her and the light in her eyes will make you forget about everything else. She’s going to tell you beautiful things, and you’re going to look at her like she’s your world. She’s going to smile and kiss you when you’re frustrated. And you’re going to fall in love with her. The happiness she makes you feel now doesn’t even compare to how you made me feel. You say she’s your world but you, you’re my universe.
When did i lose you? (via sincerelyduckling)
Oh, Benedict.