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Have you ever been in love?

I think I’ve thought I was in love before, I don’t know if the feeling was actually mutual or if they just said it to make me feel validated, since we were in a relationship. I think I’m the person you date before you find the love of your life, you know? Like, that wild chick who helps you figure out everything you don’t want in relationship before settling down. Which isn’t the worst thing I guess, at least I’m self aware about it.

#ask: anonymous #answered #Anonymous

messagedavekarofsky

If anyone is looking for a good time this Valentine’s Day, the NYGFL are hosting a club night for single fellas and ladies. We may be getting some gay friendly strippers and a drag act so it’ll be a good time. Let me know if you want to be on the list.

messagemarissa

You had me at strippers!

#convo: dave

messageq-fabray‌:

I feel like I should keep them to myself until I actually get a chance to meet you in person. It will give us something to talk about.

Such a tease.

But sure, that works for me. I’m sure they’ll be more fun to hear about when they’re not filtered via the internet.

#convo: quinn

messageryderlynn

The new Fast and the Furious trailer dropped at the weekend which means that work has been stupidly busy this week. Like there have been nine films and apparently people still haven’t learned that trying to do burnouts in your beat up Corolla that you haven’t serviced in three years is only going to end badly. And who watches that trailer and decides that copying any of it is a good idea in the first place? You know you live in a dive town when I feel like the one with common sense.

messagemarissa

Give yourself credit where credits due, you seem to know what you’re talking about. In their defense, it’s easy to get caught up in blockbuster glamour - I am not saying watching Oceans 8 and Hustlers didn’t make me wonder if a life of crime would be cool and sexy. Want to take an stupid, impulsive, last minute break?

#convo: ryder

messagebrittanypierce‌:

Yeah, we don’t really have good enough lives to pretend that high school wasn’t the best time ever. I guess that’s adulting.

I would totally hang that next to my MacArthur Fellows certificate and the purrfect cuboid. Oh man, I would LOVE Mark Cuban to be on my show.. And we can both eat Cubans and it’ll become an internet sensation. You want in if he does? Maybe he needs a trophy wife.

Can’t relate, high school was okay but I so preferred the first year post graduation. Like, all the youth with zero of the monitoring and judgement? The best.

I’ll see what I can do. Oh, Mark Cuban could get it, in like a - if I was gonna hook up with a rich older guy kinda way.

But for real, if I do make it out to New York, I’ll probably crash at my cousins - Sebastian's, but at the risk of being surrounded by too much testosterone maybe I’ll come by yours for a night or two. Also will probably bring Marley, ‘cause I’m so getting her to embrace her wide side a bit more.

#convo: brittany

messagemarley‌:

I suppose…I’ll let you carry them. Oh, I mean that’s still…I’ll push all my negative opinions aside if you tell me you can make cool shapes out of the smoke.

Deal, but I’m still bringing the pockets.

There’s no room for judgement in this friendship, hon. And you bet, after I’m a few Jagger bombs in - I’ll give you a cute little vapor halo or something.

I mean, we’re the same height and I have a plenty of hot pants that have pockets. I’ll bring ‘em.

#convo: marley

messageclarington‌:

…I am not a fan of clubbing, but I’ve been told I have to go regardless, by your dear cousin.

You’re gonna have fun, I’ll make sure of it. And there’s no shame in conceding babe. We’ve all had bossy boyfriends.

Can I pick out your outfit?

#convo: hunter

messageq-fabray‌:

Now, what kind of friend would I be if I spilled all of his secrets?

Only my favorite friend of his, plus we both know both him and I don’t feel shame. It’s a safe space, Fabray

#convo: quinn

messagexkttyxwilde‌:

I thought you’d never ask. I’m around whenever; maybe I’ll stop by that bar.

Yeah, I mean - it’s not permanent, or anything.

Honestly, I am so over chilling at the bar. I have like no clothes equipped for how cold it is in Ohio anymore. Wanna go shopping?

Oh god, same. Just like, visiting seems like the worst kind of vacation imaginable.

#convo: kitty

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messagesebastian‌:

Smart move. I was going through a rough patch last year and ran into this guy I knew from Dalton. He was cute back in the day, still was, hit me up for coffee. We hooked up in his wife’s minivan. Usually a ring on the finger doesn’t bother me, but I couldn’t even finish. His kid’s booster seat was jabbing me in the hip and there was fucking teletubbies playing. It was sad. Anyway, point is, if it didn’t happen back then, probably won’t have been that good anyway.

Well, next time you want to run off to Neverland kiddo, my door is open. Please, if you and Clarington got hitched, his ass is the one I would be worried about. And I don’t think you understand what dowry is.

Wow I am SO making your contact ringtone in my phone the Teletubbies theme song now. And yeah, you’re probably right. He’s like, crazy hot AND super nice so there must be a catch somewhere. Making tons of plans with lots of hot people in New York though...

Speaking of, how would you feel about venmoing me some gas money so I can drive to you. My jeep eats fuel but I think a road trip would be fun. I’ll pay you back, somehow. Maybe I’ll donate my eggs or something.

Hey! I’d be good for him. Loosen him up a little, he's like a 40 year old man stuck in a hot 25 year old’s body. I’m gonna make him come out and party when I get there.

#convo: seb

messagemarley‌:

I’m sorry condoms? Uh, didn’t you say we weren’t going where there’s gross boys? And what’s a Juul? See this is why I need the notebook. I’ll bring something with pockets.

That sounds so unsanitary…plus you said no bigger than my hand! Then a flask is out. Plus at least if you buy your own drink you get one you want, bonus!

Okay, but think of it this way: it’s better to have them and not need them then to need them and not have them, right? And a Juul a vape? I know it’s kind of douchey but nicotine helps keep you wired on a night out. And cigarettes make your breath smell bad, Juuls basically my your mouth taste like candy.

Okay, fine. I can compromise. We will wear something slutty enough that we don’t have to worry about buying drinks and I’ll leave my cute bedazzled flask at Sebs.

#convo: marley

messagebrittanypierce‌:

That would be the best night ever! I still have yet to go there.. But I definitely want to. I really want to dance again soon.

Oh that s u c k s big time. I never got to go to my second-senior prom, but I was dating Santana during my first one and should have a doctorate in vagitarianism. Seriously, there should be a college out there that do it. Or I could pitch it on Shark Tank?

Oddly enough, making lots of plans with you glee kids. Who knew you all were so down to hang?

Meh it’s fine, they learn eventually. And love that, I’m gonna print that out on a certificate so you can hang it in your math office. You should definitely pitch it to shark tank, if nothing else it would be entertaining tv. And then as a trade off get one of the sharks to come on your show to talk about their experience. Double exposure, everyone wins.

#convo: brittany

messagejeffsterling‌:

I’m sorry to hear that. But, things are better now, yeah? Well, I think that with Coach Sylvester and Mr. Schue… it was skewed a little farther towards the insane side than what most schools go through. It was like something was in the water in Ohio or something.

Yeah! It’s me, my two brothers, my sister, and our friend. Oh man. That’s a good question. I don’t know if we really have like, a certain vibe? We keep getting marketed as pop or pop punk though, if that means anything. That sounds like a plan! As soon as I can escape for a weekend, I’ll head back. Maybe I’ll have to be a little crazier than normal, huh?

Oh god, yeah totally. That made me sound like an addict or something, I meant like - you know when you have a bad trip? And just instant regret hits cause you wanted to feel good but instead your brain is going a mile a minute. It’s the worst. But it happens. I strongly believe it’s boredom, they need the drama to stay satisfied with being in Lima, Ohio well into middle age.

Dude! That’s so cool. If I’m your way, you should let me know if and when there’s shows happening, I love life music. Concerts are just like, giant parties. Yes! Do it. Everyone deserves to go a little crazy from time to time.