lashes && diamonds, atm machines

Whoever said money can't solve your problems? Must not have had enough money to solve 'em

[messagemotta]

messagemarissa‌:

If you think you’re having a day, know I just spent 2 hours serving my former biology teacher cosmos mid-day in an empty bar while he relived his entire divorce in excruciating detail, waterworks and all. He then proceeded to play Every Rose Has It’s Throne on the jukebox over and over again, singing alone at full belt. All in which, I had to endure sober because the owner was supposed to around and technically we can’t party on the clock. If this isn’t setting the tone for a warm welcome back to Lima, Ohio - I don’t know what would.

Well, it sounds like your first mistake was having a job. I hear they make you do all kinds of degrading things like clean and show up on time. Being poor has to suck.

[messagemotta]

message-sam‌:

I’m like super late with this but finally got all the Christmas decorations up in the attic again. No idea how many new stuff I bought the last few months but I swear it took 3 more trips up the attic to put everything away compared to getting it all down from there back in November. Anyway… as usual I forgot there’s such a thing as social media, sorry for disappearing on y’all. So how’s everybody? What’s new? 

You forgot about social media? That’s sad. Maybe you should make more friends.

[ruinedchildhood]

[beyoncus]

7 Rings - Ariana Grande

[valtsv]

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

[crayonstoperfume]

glee character meme [4/5] recurring characters ⟶ Sugar Motta

“I love the sound of applause, even if I have to buy it.”