Your Cat is Trying to Tell You Something

A blog dedicated to understanding your cat, one keysmash at a time

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Bumper sent this to my gf, she did not believe when I said it was Bumper-

Thanks buddy

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“ytttttttttttt'HG“

Bumper please don’t interrupt me while I’m procrastinating my final project- -Mod Beep

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‘4r’

A code in brief, but a code nonetheless. To google I go.

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Okay google came up with something about nutrition. I think she wants my lunch.

This is advanced begging.

-Mod Squonk

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‘4r’

A code in brief, but a code nonetheless. To google I go.

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Hey Mod Beep,

Daisy wants you to know something. Specifically:

‘7ji’ She typed that one into your DMs while I was AFK. What do you suppose it means? - mod Squonk

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DAISY HOW COULD YOU, I TRUSTED YOU!!!

-mod Beep

P.s. she wants 7 j(g)in shots, I can’t believe her.

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DAISY, YOUR BALANCE IS BAD ENOUGH WITHOUT ALCOHOL. No gin for you! not sure if I could find an gin if I wanted one anyway

-mod Squonk

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It’s Daisy. Of course it’s Daisy. What do you want from me, you foul demon of a cat?

-Mod Squonk

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Bumper this is just advanced.

“' ?" @67″

Amazing. -Mod Beep

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Hey Mod Beep,

Daisy wants you to know something. Specifically:

‘7ji’ She typed that one into your DMs while I was AFK. What do you suppose it means? - mod Squonk

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DAISY HOW COULD YOU, I TRUSTED YOU!!!

-mod Beep

P.s. she wants 7 j(g)in shots, I can't believe her.

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Daisy’s message to all you beautiful people out there!

“3ažsxZ                                                                                                         sw”

-Mod Squonk (And Daisy, who is laying on my arm in an awkward position to keep her off of my laptop)

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Hey Mod Beep,

Daisy wants you to know something. Specifically:

‘7ji’ She typed that one into your DMs while I was AFK. What do you suppose it means? - mod Squonk

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Now Daisy has a message for @aph-shy!

‘wsdc’ I hope you're ready, Shy! Daisy typed this directly into your chat box right here on Tumblr!  -mod Squonk

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Daisy has some urgent words for me!

‘ÿpoltktfr;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;dx’ ‘mas8    //////////////// ........,,,,,,,,,,,’

Admittedly, the ‘mas’ on the second one might have been typed out already- I was trying to fix my master volume on my computer, which Daisy somehow locked. She’s talented. -Mod Squonk

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Excuse you Bumper

‘;[‘

It doesn’t take an expert to know what this means. Excuse me while I go pet the hell outta my cat. -Mod Beep

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More keysmashes from Bumper:

‘yuhhhrrrrrrrrrrrr-\\\\\\\\\\‘

Bumper were you agreeing with me on something I forgot? -mod Beep

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Remember how Daisy knocked the books off of the shelf? I put them on a chair to keep them safe...

Which she has now knocked down again, because she’s a jerk. Also she’s left me a rather cryptic message:

‘90’

- mod Squonk

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A post vet code from Bumper

879

what could this mean Bumper??? -mod Beep

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Not to alarm you, Beep, but Bumpy Boi over there may be a time traveler. -mod Squonk

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A post vet code from Bumper

879

what could this mean Bumper??? -mod Beep