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❝ 𝖎'𝖒 𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖞 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖎 𝖆𝖎𝖓'𝖙 𝖉𝖚𝖒𝖇. ❞ the name's samuel andrew evans and this is my little slice of the world wide webs. i'm a glee club coach to the new directions of mckinley high and a part-time student at UNO looking forward to getting my degree in teaching someday in the future. i'm twenty two years old, and I identify as a pansexual male. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5510259"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); i use this site to connect with friends and (hopefully) make new ones and i'm always open to chatting and answering any questions you might have about me. freel free to drop me an instant message, comment on or reply to my content. -SE ❝ 𝖆𝖎𝖓'𝖙 𝖓𝖔 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖑 𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖘𝖊𝖝𝖞 ❞

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messagesebastiansmythe:

You never know, with the right environment.

Accurate, I guess, minus the girl part.

I think you’re exactly the kind of guy my mother warned me about...

Right, right. Of course.

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messagesebastiansmythe:

Things I shouldn’t repeat on the internet.

Oh. Well I doubt that’s anything I’d say to you.

You remind me of a hunky villain in a CW show that swoops in to steal yo girl at the most inopportune moment.

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messagesantanalopez:

Oh, no, no, no. Please don’t get any ideas. I know you like to take awful ideas and run with them, but you really do not need to reproduce. One of you is more than enough. 

Don’t worry, there’s no one vying for the spot of Mrs. Little Sammy Evans’... I think we’re safe.

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messagesantanalopez:

I’ll be sure to let you know if you’re putting the family jewels at risk, don’t you worry. Lord knows we couldn’t risk the potential of not having little Sammy Boys running around in the future. 

Thanks. I think. And...little Sammy Boys? Mmm...maybe one day. Maybe not.

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messagesebastiansmythe:

I was just saying I get it more often than cute.

What else do you get a lot? Maybe if I know I can find some compliment that’s completely unique.

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messagesugarmotta:

Oh shit…. you caught me.

I KNEW IT!!!! 

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messagesantanalopez:

You’re tolerable, Sam. Luckily for us both, you’re not all up in my business 24/7, so I don’t feel the need to kick your balls up into your throat. Let’s not ruin that, mmkay?

It’s always nice to talk to you Santana. And that sounds painful, so anything I can do to avoid that from happening...please let me know.

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messagebrittanypierce:

I think it’s called peacocking? You’re supposed to show what you have to offer so women will choose you to have babies with them. It’s survival of the fittest. David Attenborough said so.

I have always wondered if his head is moveable at all.. But I wouldn’t want to lose a hand either. Maybe we can blindfold him. They sell real soft ones with feathers on them.

That sounds...scary. And why would I want women to choose me to have their babies?

What....those are...I don’t think those blindfolds are meant for...this activity. Brittany....

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messagesugarmotta:

What would it be a ploy for?

I don’t know yet....something about learning my secrets for world domination maybe...

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messagesebastiansmythe:

Now that I get more often.

You like that?

That’s...interesting as well....

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messagesebastiansmythe:

You’d be surprised. I’m not exactly ‘cute’ to the people I meet.

Well...your face is cute. You’re kind of scary. Not like, bad-scary, but scary.

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messagesugarmotta:

I do what I can to make the cute ones laugh, that’s how I win em over.

Ah I see, so this is all a ploy?

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messagesugarmotta:

BOOOOORING!

SUGAR! 

You’re funny.

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messagesebastiansmythe:

I like to think so.

I bet you get told that all the time though. You’re probably used to it by now.

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messagesebastiansmythe:

I didn’t think that was a secret.

You’re not pretty.

But you’re pretty cute.

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messagesebastiansmythe:

I’d rather let you remain blissfully unaware. Wouldn’t want to worry that pretty little head of yours.

So...you think I’m pretty?

Interesting.

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Do you have any superstitions?