Daily Reminders

Reminders for you specifically! I hope you enjoy them.

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Introduction

Hello! I like to put weird reminders on my friend’s phones. However, I do not always have access to my friend’s phones. This is my solution to that.

Feel free to ask me to tag anything!

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There is something in your oatmeal. Is it a delicious piece of fruit? Is it a shattered shard of a god long forgotten? Eat it and find out!

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Eat some food! Drink some water! Feast upon the hearts of your enemies! Self care!

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Remember to get that Capri Sun you wanted!

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Pay it forward! if someone sends assassins after you, send assassins after someone else you think could use it!

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Today only! As many bees as you want*, free and delivered directly to your home!

*Minimum bees desired is 10,000.

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A series of columns that once held something. There is nothing but sky above them, now.

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A tower, tall, taller still. Rising into the clouds, rising toward the sun.

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A palace on a hill, overgrown and collapsing.

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The wind howls, searching. Pray you are not what is looks for.

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The sky is red, blisteringly so. It weeps, red flame pouring down.

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Form a parasocial relationship with the parasite inside of you!

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Designate someone to do something today! They will come through in your time of need.

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It’s physical form Friday!

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Catch some fireflies, put them in a jar. Put the jar on a shelf. Pass it down to your heirs. Have them pass it down further. The fireflies still glow at night. What did you catch?

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Do some jumping jacks! Do some push-ups! Run around in circles! Glory in the fact that you have a physical form!

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Don’t be late!