[coolxatu]

[coolxatu]

[hisokca-deactivated20160312]

shit memory who dis

[frikiskrew]

[pleasetrysomethingelse]

Witchcraft

[volgeek]

More like Waterbending

[allthezutarafeels]

Better special effects than The Movie That Must Not Be Named™️

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

At least this new and intense wave of porn bots are mostly gay. That’s societal progress.

[animatedtext]

[twocubes]

meme templates need to get more… abstract

[twocubes]

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[invader-bean]

he accepted ur cold drink!!

[parkistan]

ENOUGH

[pacificrim-archive]

[voulair]

how do u get rid of ur gag reflex im not trying to do anything dark sided just wanna brush the back of my tongue without wanting to die u kno

[waterfoxy]

*whisper* bisexual girls who have a preference for guys are just as valid as those who have a preference for girls or no preference at all. pass it on

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

i installed the owo extnesion. what a terrible decision

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

im going to be sick

[transstripes-deactivated2018033]

[gluten-free-pussy]

When I was 16-19 I worked as a hostess/parking lot attendant at a funeral home and my boss told me (and I quote) “you get a friends and family discount but once you quit you won’t get it anymore so make sure you use it.” And to this day nothing has ever been funnier to me

[gluten-free-pussy]

A week after I got the job I accidentally spilled someone’s ashes on myself and my manager told me not to worry about it because they had spare ashes in the back room

[deejay]

Source

[sixpenceee]

A sea turtle swimming up to a nap in a giant barrel sponge.

[thebroccoligoblin]

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

[rainypd]

Me: I want compliments and attention Someone: * gives me compliments and attention* Me: *trembling slightly* what the hell

[8bitstickmod]

Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers?

Teacher: