HERMES !!

disabled god he/any

[messengerboyy]

HELLO OR HI

IDFK PICK ONE?????

MY NAME IS HERMES :D you can also call me Spencer tho

[created 01/06/2026]

he/any genderqueer man ,, I am currently a femboy twink send help ,, very queer in many ways. Imo sharing your sexuality online is weird asf which is why I’m not but I am queer in many ways so yipee

I'm part of the Playtime Collective!! coughs

YES THE HERMES NAME IS ON PURPOSE. NO I AM NOT ELABORATING. MAYBE.

I am bodily a minor!!

Mentally I'm in my 20s around

How does that work??

GREAT QUESTION!!!

ANYWAYS.

My main fandoms rn aareee Hazbin Hotel, EPIC; The musical, Poppy Playtime n The Owl House

I have more so feel free to ask abt those,, I’m in a lot of stuff but at the same time not a lot

My special interest is psychology!!! I think i dont actually know

I rant.

A LOT.

LIKE.

A LOT A LOT.

If you send me an ask about something I like, there is a genuine possibility I will start typing and forget what grass looks like. (what am I on rn)

I am also a furry, an artist, a cosplayer, a mask maker,

and the creator of The Sky's All.. Wrong

(WHICH NEEDS VOICE ACTORS BTW)

I am mentally and physically disabled!!

I also have issues in general

This is basically your warning now because I do not know what I'm gonna post half the time either,, genuinely, it can either be the happiest shit ever or me ranting about the deep psychological torture of my lifespan

OH YEAH.

THE CURRENT AESTHETIC GOAL IS

Victorian man.

CURRENT AESTHETIC IS HOWEVER

streetwear.

WE ARE GETTING THERE GUYS TRUST.

Anyways uhhh

send asks maybe??

i lobe asks n art OH SPEAKING OF ART WE MAINLY POST OUR ART ON @theseasonofs0up !! Altho that’s our collective blog non related to plurality so there’s other stuff too

(Ofc I love Hermes I am him lmao)

BYE!!!

oh wait links uhhhh

✉️ HERMES (messengerboyy)

✉️ HERMES goes by Hermes , Spencer and uses he/him, any/all pronouns.

HERMES (ICE OUT 🧊🚫) !! (TheSeasonOfS0up) - Profile | Pinterest

HERMES (ICE OUT 🧊🚫) !! | laurenzside is PEAK guys

alssoooo shout out to my fucking awesome spouse @nico-flo

[messengerboyy]

i just said to myself a couple times in the most baby-talk voice ever "i love him so muuuchh" abt you so for this im going to blow you up

WHYYYYYYYY I DONT DESERVE THIS I DONT WANNA BE. BLOWN UO NOT ANGAIN

[nico-flo]

sorry dude it's for the plot

[messengerboyy]

fine then you get an EVIL hug

[messengerboyy]

i just said to myself a couple times in the most baby-talk voice ever "i love him so muuuchh" abt you so for this im going to blow you up

WHYYYYYYYY I DONT DESERVE THIS I DONT WANNA BE. BLOWN UO NOT ANGAIN

[messengerboyy]

why do I always get accused of lying when I am, for once, telling the truth.

[messengerboyy]

”hey [legal name] did you cut your hair?” no. “I can tell you’re lying. You’re such a bad liar.”

[messengerboyy]

I think I’m just bad at telling the truth.

[jacquesivy]

Who the hell would lie about cutting their hair? Like to me it makes no sense to even consider that to be a lie

[messengerboyy]

“I” Lied Abt cutting my hair a lot when I was younger,, ig that’s why

[jacquesivy]

I am still perplexed by the idea why one would do it. Like even if some headmate of yours did it, why the hell would they do that, that feels like such an odd concept to me ^^'

[messengerboyy]

idk she was odd,, had a weird obsession with cutting hair. Cut the cat’s fur once..

[jacquesivy]

Honestly that's kinda adorable 🤭 The cat probably wasn't much of a fan though 😅

[messengerboyy]

she was an ass person ,,, like an active bully , anti basically everything qwq

that was a harmless quirk of hers though,,, cat didn’t really care (I think)

[jacquesivy]

I'm sure she wasn't all bad, everyone got their good side

[messengerboyy]

she wasn’t as bad as another but she was physically abusive to our ex bf,, gave him a concussion. We’re still friends with him n he forgave us (somehow) but uh… yeah

only thing she was good abt was having friends (who she didn’t gaf about…….. aughhhh)

[jacquesivy]

ohhhhh.. ok fair

[messengerboyy]

and she was the core so so our legal name is her name which is why I haven’t name dropped ,,, other worse alter was named latte which is a weird asf name lmao

[messengerboyy]

why do I always get accused of lying when I am, for once, telling the truth.

[messengerboyy]

”hey [legal name] did you cut your hair?” no. “I can tell you’re lying. You’re such a bad liar.”

[messengerboyy]

I think I’m just bad at telling the truth.

[jacquesivy]

Who the hell would lie about cutting their hair? Like to me it makes no sense to even consider that to be a lie

[messengerboyy]

“I” Lied Abt cutting my hair a lot when I was younger,, ig that’s why

[jacquesivy]

I am still perplexed by the idea why one would do it. Like even if some headmate of yours did it, why the hell would they do that, that feels like such an odd concept to me ^^'

[messengerboyy]

idk she was odd,, had a weird obsession with cutting hair. Cut the cat’s fur once..

[jacquesivy]

Honestly that's kinda adorable 🤭 The cat probably wasn't much of a fan though 😅

[messengerboyy]

she was an ass person ,,, like an active bully , anti basically everything qwq

that was a harmless quirk of hers though,,, cat didn’t really care (I think)

[jacquesivy]

I'm sure she wasn't all bad, everyone got their good side

[messengerboyy]

she wasn’t as bad as another but she was physically abusive to our ex bf,, gave him a concussion. We’re still friends with him n he forgave us (somehow) but uh… yeah

only thing she was good abt was having friends (who she didn’t gaf about…….. aughhhh)

[messengerboyy]

i love you😁😁😁😁😁

love you tooooooo

[messengerboyy]

why do I always get accused of lying when I am, for once, telling the truth.

[messengerboyy]

”hey [legal name] did you cut your hair?” no. “I can tell you’re lying. You’re such a bad liar.”

[messengerboyy]

I think I’m just bad at telling the truth.

[jacquesivy]

Who the hell would lie about cutting their hair? Like to me it makes no sense to even consider that to be a lie

[messengerboyy]

“I” Lied Abt cutting my hair a lot when I was younger,, ig that’s why

[jacquesivy]

I am still perplexed by the idea why one would do it. Like even if some headmate of yours did it, why the hell would they do that, that feels like such an odd concept to me ^^'

[messengerboyy]

idk she was odd,, had a weird obsession with cutting hair. Cut the cat’s fur once..

[jacquesivy]

Honestly that's kinda adorable 🤭 The cat probably wasn't much of a fan though 😅

[messengerboyy]

she was an ass person ,,, like an active bully , anti basically everything qwq

that was a harmless quirk of hers though,,, cat didn’t really care (I think)

[messengerboyy]

why do I always get accused of lying when I am, for once, telling the truth.

[messengerboyy]

”hey [legal name] did you cut your hair?” no. “I can tell you’re lying. You’re such a bad liar.”

[messengerboyy]

I think I’m just bad at telling the truth.

[jacquesivy]

Who the hell would lie about cutting their hair? Like to me it makes no sense to even consider that to be a lie

[messengerboyy]

“I” Lied Abt cutting my hair a lot when I was younger,, ig that’s why

[jacquesivy]

I am still perplexed by the idea why one would do it. Like even if some headmate of yours did it, why the hell would they do that, that feels like such an odd concept to me ^^'

[messengerboyy]

idk she was odd,, had a weird obsession with cutting hair. Cut the cat’s fur once..

[messengerboyy]

I HAVENT CUT MY HAIR BUT THAT FUCKING CONVERSATION DID MAKE ME CUT MYSELF, THANK YOU SO MUCH DAD :3

[messengerboyy]

why do I always get accused of lying when I am, for once, telling the truth.

[messengerboyy]

”hey [legal name] did you cut your hair?” no. “I can tell you’re lying. You’re such a bad liar.”

[messengerboyy]

I think I’m just bad at telling the truth.

[jacquesivy]

Who the hell would lie about cutting their hair? Like to me it makes no sense to even consider that to be a lie

[messengerboyy]

“I” Lied Abt cutting my hair a lot when I was younger,, ig that’s why

[messengerboyy]

why do I always get accused of lying when I am, for once, telling the truth.

[messengerboyy]

”hey [legal name] did you cut your hair?” no. “I can tell you’re lying. You’re such a bad liar.”

[nico-flo]

WHY ARE THEY EVEN ACCUSING YOU OF THAT😭??

[messengerboyy]

it was abt smth else this time but itz rather graphic so I don’t wanna share that online,, have been accused of that 3 times though.

[messengerboyy]

why do I always get accused of lying when I am, for once, telling the truth.

[messengerboyy]

”hey [legal name] did you cut your hair?” no. “I can tell you’re lying. You’re such a bad liar.”

[messengerboyy]

I think I’m just bad at telling the truth.

[messengerboyy]

why do I always get accused of lying when I am, for once, telling the truth.

[messengerboyy]

”hey [legal name] did you cut your hair?” no. “I can tell you’re lying. You’re such a bad liar.”

[messengerboyy]

why do I always get accused of lying when I am, for once, telling the truth.

[messengerboyy]

im gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

itz Gay month

[theseasonofs0up]

HIHI HRU

MY HEAD HURTS KINGER KEPT US UP TILL LIKE 1AM 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[nico-flo]

that may be partially my fault-

[messengerboyy]

itz fine 😋

[thegameoflovemindberries]

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Mine

....I don't mind

I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want

[jakejavu-offical]

Option 1: including OCs

Ew. This is a bug (a 2ft tall one at that 😬). Plus I'm a het guy.

Option 2: not including OCs

SON OF A FU- /ref

So yeah. Puma from the Lion King. Another guy, another animal, another shortass (/aff). No thanks.

@s incoming

@ajithink @echothevessel @grandexcessivecoremode @ihavenocluewhatiwanttobecalled @ipaddres @jaithink @unnamed-fusion + open @s

[echothevessel]

can I like… not…

im too aroace for this shit

(/pos)

[sleepy-echo19]

its madeline celeste winning at life

[sleepy-echo19]

oh wait tags

@tanyindrawsandgames @andro-m3da @mantis-sisters-of-battle @lionacuty @floohy @partialpablo

[partialpablo]

Huh. Guess I have a garden now. Neat.

@actualmastergrimm @apothecaryofdigitalis @zora-thesidecharacter @diverdrivedown @duckofmisfortuneoffical @grandexcessivecoremode

And anyone else who wants to join in.

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

Fuck yesss open tags

[thestormwielder]

this is what i get for downloading images beforehand

open tags + @auxins-insanities

[auxins-insanities]

i guess i’m in a polyamorous relationship now

@2ofspadesssss @spacedout925 @helixmoment + open tags

[spacedout925]

was about to say i was in a relationship with myself (thats my sona) until i realized ten 17776 was there (how did i not notice her bruh)

so

hell yeah my beautiful ten i am very pleased with this

This art by the amazing @yzeebzics btw :DDDD

so uhh them and uh @mercymermaid as well if you'd like? and open tags

[mercymermaid]

kill me now i guess? i get karnak but i get my choice of twinknak vs oldnak.. guess we're doing oldnak? he'd probably spend our marriage hinting ominously at my death (a kindness compared to outright saying it) and lamenting about old man pains. also he's canonically dead so i'd be marrying a broken animatronic. okay then

@mysticalgiraffe @itskandykane @ogshtinker (tragic if it's not mike) @polswiss @helio-ii @gggggravel (and @yzeebzics again) !!!!! sorry if i forgot you i have a lot of moots on this hellsite.,,.,..,,

[gggggravel]

LMAO JACKPOT I GOT GRACE

@m0m3ntary47 @dougiedc3 YOUR TURN

[m0m3ntary47]

WOO MAMA LIFE IS TURNING UP I GUESS😭

literally who do i even tag lets see uhhhhhhhhhh @hcat15 @twotime86 I CHOSE YOU GO GO GO

[hcat15]

ERM ...

GUYS 😭 I'M NORMAL I SWEAR @mercywashere

Plz don't come for me

Anyways I tag @nyxorni67 @cuphead030 @insufferablewhore @csepelcurry @yourlocalavian

@justzenn17 @jesse-the-star @turtlefirefly @brightgoat @burtrubber

[turtlefirefly]

YAY I LOVE HENCHMAN

@maxtheweirdo1812 @cups-terr @unstableautonomy @peachykipp @drunkendicez

[shidraoftheworldpillar]

Ok. I'm fine with this honestly

@randalcandal @confusedeldritch @alex-the-bard @lesmond-sycamore @aurorazepic

[confusedeldritch]

Perfect, no notes.

@macawthestarwing @captaincreative @swolfcantdraw

[macawthestarwing]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

@stargazin-on-mars @poyoyaki @freezedom @gamegem92

[freezedom]

I mean, it's alright like (/ref)

@pantaloons152 @juice-ity @emmmochi @smal5504 @makithewizard @that-theaterkid @exams-will-make-me-cry @easterartist @mist-the-husky-mix and open tags cuz I kinda forgot blog names.....

[makithewizard]

Thanks for the tag Freeze ^^

I would rather be with Fold, but she's fine as well. Poor silly is so traumatized (and I guess she's about to ragequit uno lol)

Tagging: @eventide-paradox @izafetess @slipperychip @viennflowerclass @adeafad @jakejavu-offical @lilatheglitchybunny @hardal201 @haruhikiomori @invader-rewa @insightfulillustrator @tarrblariathemess @nabitodexart @vermillion20064 @f-mariaa @stellaghost @milk-teaz-room @screwzara @pegz-and-rexy-offical @pers0n1ch @i-am-trashyy @matveytale @mraltruist @axelworlddw @character-director + open tags :3

[milk-teaz-room]

It's my sister's OC I simp over [this is made by my sis and She helped me with the redesign for my Sona]

Kiss<3

[gerydabirb]

My wife, well her main persona (excluding myself because that’ll be selfcest)

@sentient-car-hell @fuckingmonsterjammed @strawberryhiii @temmie-temmie @skillfullymoltenbehemoth @omoksii @birchbuck @vinylv1 @dragonkilatness @sc3lla-sys @starcod3-unavailabl3 @mangomi16

[vinylv1]

Looks like Kitty’s my wife now (HELL YESSS)

Ribbit’s gonna be jealous xD

@bamthebatmobile @blairefrances @haileycakesworld @sentient-car-hell @pami-the-bunterfly07 @jozieyobun

[pami-the-bunterfly07]

MY LOVLEY SILLY HUSBAND :3 (also why is Moxxie here so I guess that counts as my second husband)

@kathrine-khoward-05ismerp @stardxstsleep @elderwoodz @cherry-cake-cat @galaxywolfcomet @lunathetunaaa @lunawolf012306 @i-am-trashyy @frogshroomsarentadrug-official @khrystenapofficial @dazzle-expandism @rainbowsh-writer-and-artist @sleepi-toasti @glitched-across-aus @torrentialchaos @kezibun @xxxlawrencexxx @m30wm30wm3ow @manekimeli @zizzythehedgehog @zchannel @sillllaaaaayyyyyyyy @sillstarszz @chairsqueue35 @fritopha @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @holorform2009 @hopethesillyheartwitch @lustfuldemonlady @b-does-arts @megamanzerov20 @k1r4pico-d0t-ex3 @crystalline-loptous @sakiohappychan @algebraicspaniel @mallymaniacs

[torrentialchaos]

keyes from date everything :D

open tags

[the-here-guy]

Yay, I have a protector for me now!

@bella12cat @monochromeinfinite @redfur-the-cat @chitzdoodles @bugster292 @sillyfella2019 @sugrrblade11 @fahim-adha @redacted334 @red-the-spider @scaverave @ooooosilverrr

[chitzdoodles]

screams and giggles

photo is from @sprout-seedly-the-2nd WHAT were you thinking bro😭

open tags :P

[despair-dot-exe-0u0]

hmmm lemme see-

Well damn-

(oc by @inkware612 btw)

Damn, already married to him, but ill marry him again >:]

@inkware612 @moonkidxd @janas0311

[inkware612]

SECOND MARRIAGE-

This guy's already in a relationship- I don't want to be a homewrecker 😭

@nico-flo @the-here-guy @thedamsolangelofan @dextersnumberone-fan @carl-summers

[nico-flo]

still lily rabe i see😛😛😛

@messengerboyy +open tags

[messengerboyy]

It’s still my son. No

@samsungalienn @vinceyintown @v-wuzhere @txlxmachus + open tags