I did edit the appearance

don't it look snazzy?

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Aha! You’ve just activated my trap card (that is, my flight or fight response)! 

In this case a fight will indeed ensue, and at it’s end you will be considered mere collateral damage by the state!

[messilybedazzledhooman]

the intimacy of being a guest and receiving a sandwich just the way you like it

[pukicho]

i feel like you're the kind of person who likes sparkling water

Extremely mean-spirited post

[messilybedazzledhooman]

I can’t imagine you liking it, but you do give the impression that you would down a bottle to assert dominance

[messilybedazzledhooman]

Me, whilst receiving objects of humor to add to my goblin cove from its box of delivery: This one is sublime, it would greatly entertain elder brother

*sends video of turning on glowy duck*

the deed is done

[messilybedazzledhooman]

bluberbby muffen

[messilybedazzledhooman]

I don’t have the “cool storyline dreams” or the “complete nonsense dreams”

in a majority of dreams I’m looking for something and when I wake up I wish I had followed the flow of the dream

and they’re mostly based off real-life situations except that one where I was being chased by something and then they were stormtroopers and then they were “mice” that were really just brown rectangles. Those dreams are weird because something will change halfway through and it doesn’t get hyped up at all. It’ll change and in my head I’m like “nothing has changed, this is how it has been.” and suddenly I’m on the Eiffel tower and I’m just,,, continuing what I was doing beforehand. crazy honestly.

[messilybedazzledhooman]

song: has base 

my brain: Ohohoho this is GOOD SOUNDS

[messilybedazzledhooman]

I remembered that part in the animated Cinderella where she tosses those little-corn looking things to her mouse friends and how, as a kid, I really wanted to eat them.

I still do but candy corn disappoints me and corn corn is good but not how I imagine the Animated Morsels™

[messilybedazzledhooman]

it was probably cheese chunks but that’s not what I want either

[messilybedazzledhooman]

I remembered that part in the animated Cinderella where she tosses those little-corn looking things to her mouse friends and how, as a kid, I really wanted to eat them.

I still do but candy corn disappoints me and corn corn is good but not how I imagine the Animated Morsels™

[messilybedazzledhooman]

okay but why is it spelled ‘plaid’ and said like “plad” I hate this language

[messilybedazzledhooman]

I really do a thing once and then it’s in the past?? what is this???

[messilybedazzledhooman]

tag yourself I’m Sentient (probably)

[messilybedazzledhooman]

just watched Your Name and I’m feeling things

[messilybedazzledhooman]

Came up with “that’s like the grim reaper asking what pain relief medicine I use” but I can’t come up with a situation that I would use it in. 

[messilybedazzledhooman]

I just watched that smurf lost village movie with my nephew and family. I’m the only “girl” besides my mom so throughout it people looked at me to see how the plot points ~affected me~ and it kind of annoyed me because I don’t like being anywhere near the center of attention and also I’ve been questioning my gender.

but then the credits started and I saw that Demi Lovato played smurfette.

I have some feels right now guys

[messilybedazzledhooman]

I think when there’s awkward silence, instead of saying “how about that weather?” I’m just going to say

“How’s that endless march of time going for you?”

[messilybedazzledhooman]

I looked through all my stuffed animals today and I remembered being a kid trying to decide which of my two pink cats was a boy so they could have the tiny pink cat as their kid

so today I head cannoned my stuffed animals as a gay couple and honestly it was great