#not murder

[dezyj1205]

✨Mistaken Identity✨

Percy: I said sorry! Triton, covered in glitter: ... Percy, holding a sparkly bucket: I thought you were dad! Triton: ... Percy: ... Triton: I will kill you child. Percy: Uh... dad said you're not allowed Triton: I do not care. Percy, swimming backwards: Run? Triton, advancing on the glitter-bomber: Run.

[murder--offical]

have I mentioned I like amphibia? Bc I like amphibia. I like amphibia. It’s so silly. I like it :3. Darcy is a vibe and Marcy is so silly and Sasha has more motive than u think and the lore is soooo deep it’s great!!!

[threetinyshinies]

See the funniest au i've ever made for star wars is actually the one where fox gets sent back in time, accidentally adopts a sith apprentice, brings them forward in time with him, and then the sith kid kills palpatine

And its the funniest specifically because fox basically spends the whole time trying to figure out how to get the jedi to "disinfect the dark side" from his new sith kid, considering the fact that the jedi are like. Sith killers

Also because palpatine is bested by a child who thinks he sucks

[doctorbunny]

Perhaps strange advice out of context, but never make plans for the future that hinge on someone dying first. Always takes too long to be convenient

[xx-b1u3gutz-xx]

its only week 3 of being back in art school and i can already feel the bloody painter mentality setting in hashtag lol

[cagesings]

after  hours  of  research  and  confusion,  i  have  come  to  the  conclusion  that  toby  probably  won’t  be  hanged

[messilybedazzledhooman]

Aha! You’ve just activated my trap card (that is, my flight or fight response)! 

In this case a fight will indeed ensue, and at it’s end you will be considered mere collateral damage by the state!