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Brb, moving to a main blog because my friends aren't helpful damn it

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@magimath

Algebra. Equations. Numbers, symbols, swirling swirling swirling in the air like a whirlpool in the ocean-

Whirlpool. Spiral. Fibonacci’s sequence, the Golden Ratio, beauty in nature like the symmetry in a flower-

Symmetry. Patterns. Webs. Thoughts flowing through the air like a spiderweb caught in a draft, soft purple threads reaching out from a single point and spreading across the space around it. Around her.

River’s head tilts, unblinking stare focused intently on the redhead. “Your brain is loud.”

[messofamulti-a]

@magimath

"Oh, that? That was, uh, a magic trick!”

It’s not technically a lie, Willow thinks, dismissing the small flickering light with a wave of her hand, and turning toward the other woman with an overly-bright smile. Bouncing on the balls of feet like any other totally normal innocent person would do. Yup.

“All smoke and mirrors and, and illusion.”

[rpmememaker]

Sentence Meme [ Leverage: Season 1 Edition ]

• "You’re precisely why I work alone.“ • "How many plans do we have? Is there like a plan M?” • "All right, let’s go break the law just one more time.“ • "He tried to kill us.” • "More importantly, he didn’t pay us.“ • "What’s in it for me?” • "There’s something wrong with you.“ • "I’m just very good at what I do.” • "Oh, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.“ • "I’m a professional criminal and I find that disturbing.” • "Well, somebody got to fight the injured, shoot, that’s my niche.“ • "As long as I don’t have to do anything immoral.” • "No, absolutely not. No, I just need you to figure out how to…fake a miracle.“ • "Look, look… look man, you’re lucky on this deadline, I didn’t give you a baking soda volcano.” • "The truth? The truth is what I say it is.“ • "Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.” • "People are like knives. Everything’s in context.“ • "Did you just kill a guy with an appetizer?” • "It’s like a placebo effect. It’s not really working, but it makes you feel better anyway.“ • "You bailed on the job because you were up all night playing a game?” • "Death haunts us every day, no matter where we are.“ • "I had fortune cookies for breakfast.” • "Somebody find me a brain.“ • "Oh yeah, he’s definitely getting creepier.” • "Don’t get mad, but…I may have spilled slushie in your car.“ • "I’m not-don’t try to change the subject!” • "I was aiming for his leg.“ • "You want me to kick it?” • "I'ma go and… freshen up a little bit. Maybe cry a little.“ • "Everything I learned about people, I learned ringing doorbells and in a bow tie.” • "Jumping from a sky scraper, she’s cool. But making small talk, it’s like pure terror.“ • "I literally cannot make this slower or any more boring. Okay?” • "You know why they say Justice wears a blindfold? So you can’t see that Justice is asleep.“ • "I am sure there’s reservoirs of boring you have yet to plumb.” • "Are you here to kill me, [name]?“ • "WE JUST STOLE AN EIGHT MILLION DOLLAR STATUE! On, like, our day off!” • "Hey, [name]. I got some dental work with your name on it.“ • "What do you say we hook up so I can give it to you?” • "You were all trying to solve your version of the crime instead of just trying to… solve the crime.“ • "There’s a reason we work together.” • "You actually expect this to work?“ • "No, you’re supposed to say "Wow, that’s just crazy enough to work!”“ • "Incredibly, chance does seem to bend itself to his bizarre machinations.” • "That’s his superpower.“ • "Screw therapy! That felt really good.” • "So, you know your entire plan depended on me being a self-serving, utter bastard.“ • "Yeah, that’s a stretch.”

[phantomemes]

sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

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“please, don’t take this the wrong way.” FOR RIVER

@flcralbonnet sent x

Light steps pause, barely an inch from where the cargo ramp cuts into the soft, damp ground beneath the ship. How she longs to run out, a caged bird aching for freedom after weeks of being locked away, trapped in the confines of her metal home, but she waits. Turns her back to world she so desperately wants to feel beneath her feet and tilts her head toward the Captain.

A moment before lips turn downward and her shoulders, which had been held high in excitement only seconds earlier, droop.

“You want me to stay inside.”

[plotbunnie]

Nonverbal RP Starters

I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

💪 Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

👄 Pull my muse onto the bed

[sandcvstles]

seven-word sentence starter.

“please, don’t take this the wrong way.”

“know that we’ll still have each other.”

“tell me we’re doing the right thing.”

“you know what i was gonna say.”

“i don’t give a shit what happened.”

“everything is so confusing. i don’t know.”

“sorry. i didn’t mean what i said.”

“you really don’t have to keep apologising.”

“i hate knowing we have to hide.”

“it’s not your fault. don’t blame yourself.”

“this is all out of our control.”

“i think i’m going crazy without you.”

“what am i supposed to say to that?”

“we need to talk. call me.”

“i can’t sleep because of all this.”

“how much more must i be hurting?”

“i’m not the person i once was.”

“c’mon you know it’s not like that.”

“what about all of this is funny?”

“tell me you don’t feel the same.”

“you always seem to make me speechless.”

“you left me here all by myself.”

“is this all a joke to you?”

“i can still remember the good times.”

[blackcatrph]

** things i’ve said as resident mom friend **

“ everyone needs someone. ”

“ you need to drink more. and no, i don’t mean more alcohol. ”

“ please let me know when you get home. ”

“ i can’t believe you didn’t listen to me! ”

“ i would say i told you so, but i think the sentiment might be lost on you. ”

“ i’m so proud of you. ”

 “ have you eaten today ? ” 

“ it’s okay, i’m here. ”

“ you had me so worried ! ”

“ who do i need to fight ? ”

“ i’ll make this better, just tell me how. ”

“ you probably shouldn’t try climbing that. ”

“ you’re okay. you’re safe. i’ve got you. ”

“ which hospital are you at ? ”

“ hey, hey calm down. it’s just a scratch. ”

“ go the fuck to sleep. ”

“ it’s three in the morning, why aren’t you in bed ? ”

“ maybe a shower would make you feel better ? ”

“ listen, i know you’re scared, but if you don’t do it you’ll only regret it later. ”

“ don’t force yourself. ”

“ crying doesn’t make you weak. ”

“ you look beautiful. don’t ever doubt that. ”

“ you don’t need to worry about me. ”

“ do you really think that’s a good idea ? ”

“ do i even want to know ? ”

“ what did you do now ? ”

“ i love you. ”

[i-think-i-m-adorable]

You’re an angel?

[finallystm]

I really liked him..

[endiness]

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505:  The Gimme a K Street Job

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507: The Real Fake Car Job

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508: The Broken Wing Job

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