(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[ cet - queer - she/they ] Started again (prev. being kenickiewrites); this being a place for my muses, ships, and for recourses that I prefer all at one place rather than somewhere hidden. But this is also just a place to just reblog and tumble down the rabbit hole again, lbr.

[princesskuragina]

Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

[altcomics]

Gina Wynbrandt

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[pagingmrhermann]

[krudman]

I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me

[time-traveling-fetus]

[ottisbuns]

[bnprime]

i don’t understand, are they supposed to get nicer or just less bruised up?

[katelyn-danger]

<- cocaine / alcohol->

[furryprovocateur]

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

[pinyatapix]

read this post and this is all i can ever imagine from it

[ivipl1]

nastiest trick in the book is getting you genuinely deeply attached to a character whose name sounds fucking stupid in any other context. this WILL happen to you at some point in your life.

[sexchangedotcom]

dude turn on music. any album

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

yall gotta learn the difference between "this character is an asshole" and "this character was supposed to be super cool but the author is an asshole" and "this character is a teenage girl who was mean once"

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[ageae]

[shittysawtraps]

(attempting to impress a girl at a party) i was in a saw trap. (remembers that girls like strength) and i wasn’t hurt at all. (remembers that girls like sensitivity.) but i was emotionally scarred. (remembers that details are important to a story) because i pushed a guy into a wood chipper.

[rating-shittysawtraps]

(Giving you feedback over an earpiece) now tell her about the other guy

[anxietyproblem]

[fairycosmos]

you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts

[pam3pr]

dreaming fox - ewell - surrey - 2005

[thememedaddy]

[brainbombs]