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@messybaby17
Diaper dorks who chug lots of water are so adorable. 😆
Like, it's not embarrassing enough that you're an adult wearing pampers. You literally cannot wait to piss yourself.
You're so desperate to breathe in your own stinking perfume of stale pee. To feel the sagging weight of your "accidents" grow and grow as you intentionally flood your bladder.
What a loser. 💛
This got me..
Your friends finding out that you're a little/AB right before a road trip, and forcing you to wear/use diapers the entire time.
oh nooo… my plans were cancelled… *slowly slipping into a diaper and pjs* whatever will i do…
So your test results came back, turns out your diagnosis is baby. Yeah sorry about that. Yeah.. go play with toys and drink apple juice
reblog to give yourself a large fucking tail
GIVE. NOW.
why am i not tiny enough for this ☹️☹️☹️☹️
I wanted it too...
Mommy lovingly spoons the laxative and fibre supplement into your morning bottle.
You're still sound asleep in your crib. Unaware of her plans for you.
As she's preparing your morning meal she muses about how embarrassed you're going to be when you make big pushies in the park.
She knows everyone is going to see you squat down and make a huge lump in your pants, and then tearfully waddle over to her, wailing that you "Hadda aks' dent"
She's going to enjoy it. So much.
The advantages of a Stuffy Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Sexual Partner 🐻
(because you are too little to have one for real)
✅ You already share a bed/crib.
✅ You don't have to explain your bedwetting habits to them.
✅ You know they won't tell anyone else you are *still* in diapers at 25.
✅ You already know Mommy/Daddy approve of them.
✅ They're always available for dates.
✅ They don't complain about how bad your diaper smells.
✅ They are an ideal shape to rub your diaper against.
✅ They don't get disappointed when you cum within 30 seconds.
Mummy does approve....and he does never complain about my smelly nappy. 😳
How many littles does it take to ask mommy/daddy to change a light bulb?
Josie, this is a good question, and very context dependent!
Are any of the littles verbal?
Do they have the requisite vocabulary left to them to know what a lightbulb is?
Does their caregiver trust them?
I'm going to go with averages here and say two: One to get the caregiver's attention by crying about how they're afraid of the dark; the other to babble out a barely intelligible explanation indicating what's wrong.
Nooooooo....okay yeah
To be in soft matching diapers, wearing cute coordinating pajamas while Mommy and Daddy read us stories.
Yeeeeeees
Diapie check ?:)
Hi there!
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I woke up a bit fussy this morning and I dunno why!
Can I go watch bluey now?
xoxoxo,
PMPT ~ 🦢
This is the 👌 vibe...
Can we normalize keeping your bf in Pampers?
Mummy already does this!!
WE ARE DISCONTINUING OUR DIPAER, BED TEDS 5000ML
That's right, we are really going to Discontinue Bed Teds, and this is your last chance to buy this print.
A case of 40 BED TEDS is only £50, that's £1.25 per diaper👌
Shipping quickly discreetly and cheaply worldwide from:
@bunnibabbi on X here testing them to the max as always.
Noooooow that's a bargain!!!
Yes you call them your baby, but are you constantly dumbing them down? Making them forget all their thoughts? Making them nothing but a dependent, dumb, diapered baby? No? Then you’re not doing it right
Thiiis
ehehe ><
risk of rain?
what is this, my potty chart??
Love, I've had to buy more thunderstorm stickers 3 trips to the store in a row. Maybe it's time to admit you're not ever gonna be ready to try potty training.
i am scared of what a thunderstorm means
thunderstorms are fine! if ur in diapers it's all the same teehee
bunch of little diaper babies following me recently. dont be scared but i have to sniff you now. yeah down there, sorry if my nose is cold. havent you ever played with a doggy before. hold still.
*holds still, but quietly giggles*
Cg setting up a play date with the intent to chain you together and force you both to make humpies against each other's diapers.
Oh no what a shame that would be...
