shit blog bad blog

nsfw reblogs

[metalgearfuck]

I

[ironpour]

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

[ham-strokers-ejacula]

Fixed it.

[ironpour]

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

[gunzomi]

[jamescharlesimagines]

Imagine James Serving You a Full-Course Meal

*Sister Steamy Imagine 18+ Only*

You walk into James’ completely clean, white kitchen. You find James naked with just an apron covering his sisterhood. You find yourself staring too long at his sister cheeks. His brow is furrowed, sister sweat dripping down his forehead and into the macaroni in front of him. “Are you trying to sister sneak a peek, y/n?” James says. You stammer, trying to get a sentence out- but you can’t. James’ body is like a Monét: soft, swirly, and kept in a rectanglular frame. You see a sister smirk come across James’ lip fillers as he turns around and asks, “Do you like what you sister see? God y/n, if you’re gonna stare at least make yourself useful and get me some eggs.” You go to the fridge to retrieve some eggs, but there are none- only beauty blenders. “Uhhhh….James?”

“Oh, y/n, didn’t I tell you? I did a ‘using an egg to blend my foundation’ challenge video. The eggs are in the bedroom.” You pad into the bedroom in search for the eggs, but James is following and you can sister sense him behind you, remembering that he’s still nude. You turn around and sister SMACK his bare cheeks, causing them to sister quake, just like Mariah when Ariana released Sweetener. He sister shoves you onto the bed. The only thing separating you from his sister schlong is the thin fabric of his apron- which at this point is starting to look like a tent. He starts to viciously massage your calves as you open your legs, granting him access to your sisterhood. Always a safe sister, James pulls out a Fenty condom and sister stretches it over his massive member. Dinner is served. 

[metalgearfuck]

my dk having a little fun before draining every last drop of blood from your body :)

[dast4rd]

when the boss isnt home

[metalgearfuck]

it’s honestly so empowering writing up a really bad post and hitting delete :)

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

i was looking at this dudes fetish blog and i started laughing so hard at these stupid fucking sound effects i stopped parsing what i was actually looking at

[dunkstein]

The way anime girls act about each other’s boobs but it’s guys and their huge fat knuts

[dunkstein]

Bro your balls are so big… I’m so jealous *gets behind and starts fondling them*

Kyaaa! Those are sensitive! Bro! *they flop all over the place*

Dude in the corner with tiny nuts: *looks down in shame*

[5843902-deactivated20200614]

i wonder if there’s beatles fanfiction

[5843902-deactivated20200614]

nevermind. we need to throw the whole damn internet away

[metalgearfuck]

who out here wants to get knotted

[biggestbugnuts]

[metalgearfuck]

who out here wants to get knotted

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i wake up to shit like this constantly

[mastergir]

[lindsaychrist]

[deeplayers]

[angelicguy]

ah fuck my glass of cum

[snoopingasusualisee]

HAD to stop in the middle of a subway exit to take a pic of this

[hotvampireadjacent]

bottoms have such a superiority complex for someone in low demand

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

if bottoms didn’t exist tops and verses in heat would be out here drilling couch cushions and tailpipes not to mention jars of peanut butter so please get on the right side of history