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Well i guess i decided to start a "blog" considering i went through the trouble of creating this thing. Mind you it consumed a whole 10 minutes of my time that i could have put forth towards watch Grounded for Life on Netflix. Hopefully someone will end up reading this damn thing to reassure myself that the trouble i went through to find a user name was worth my time. Anyway basically i decided that this was a good idea when i realized how pathetic and awkward my life was. PERFECT RIGHT? Also i have come to the conclusion that I am ridiculously funny and way over qualified. This started when i told my best friend that i wanted to move to NYC with her and work at Buzzfeed. So i typed up a really legit resume which consisted of this:

  Resume: Picking out office supplies. Organizing office supplies. Identifying smells in the workplace. Entertainer, magician, dancer, comedian, model, And beautician. Overqualified in small talk. Professional in stranger danger. Certified babysitter.

So ya just like PDF that and hand it in.

Clearly i am ready for the work place and will be there in no time!

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