Starting over

Deme. 26 year old music-lover from MD who enjoys raves and heavy EDM. gay af 🌈🌈

[kaijuno]

Very tense living situation happening here

[whitepeopletwitter]

[savedby-thebell-jar]

I’m hard for her

[thatdisasterauthor]

Reminds me of my coworker who, whenever she sees a Tesla at a gas station or something, she’ll look over and go “Wow! The new Toyotas look really cool!”

The drivers LOSE THEIR MINDS.

[elfwreck]

There was a quote in the original Sharks Are Smooth As Hell thread (which I can’t find, at least not with this comment, attributed to raptorific): Apparently for dudes who’ve got a compulsive need to be the smartest person in the room, “someone who’s wrong in a really stupid way who has unshakable confidence that they’re smarter than you” is their kryptonite. You can play dumb on almost any subject and their ego, their staunch belief that the masses are so far below them, will blind them to the fact that you’re just fucking with them, and as long as you don’t admit you’re fucking with them or acknowledge that there’s anything Off about what you’re saying, they won’t be able to stop themselves trying to get you to Respect Their Authority, and they won’t be able to see that will literally never happen.

[rough-tweed-action]

The fairest of them all.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

This is actually, non-ironically, a great way of asking about benefits and company culture without asking about those things directly.

[babyanimalgifs]

One dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too 

(Source)

[bundibird]

Oh my gosh, mine does this EXACT SAME THING.

The cocker spaniel is prone to ear infections, so she needs a solution squirted down her ear canal and massaged in on a regular basis. She absolutely HATES it, but she endures it because she’s a good girl and she knows she gets treats after.

The border collie does NOT have ear issues, and doesn’t need the solution, but every time I’ve finished doing the cocker spaniel’s ears, he comes slinking up to me with his tail between his legs and an expression like “It is my turn for the ear torture. 😔😔 do your worst. 😔😔😔” and he will KEEP ACTING LIKE THAT until I put the closed nozzle of the ear solution into his ear and tip it upside down and massage his ear for a bit. Then I tell him he’s done and he immediately turns delighted, because “oh, wow, I survived the ear torture, and now I’m just vibrating with delight at my survival, wow, that was rough, but I made it through”

At literally no stage did we ever tell him he needed his ears done. He just saw the cocker spaniel getting it done, and was like, “oh. 😔 ear medicine for all of us 😔”

[jacobtheloofah]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sayonarabanana]

[boy-so-pale]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sixpenceee]

Puffer-fish getting back to its original shape.                           

Source

[spojled]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。girls ｡ﾟ 　ﾟ･｡･ﾟ ⠀

[astro-pops]

That 70′s Show: Reefer Madness

[anxietyproblem]

Instagram

[nochillpikachu]

well damn…or just anxiety

[infj-dreams]

Accurate

[dreamer-13-deactivated20201222]

Damm

[smart-student-anon]

This explains so much— Holy—

[darksoulpastelheart]

Or both

[kid-with-plans]

[bellygangstaboo]

[chipsandbeermag]

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

[papasun-deactivated20240318]

signs that your child is COOL as FUCK

[citizen-zero]

Signs that your child is gay

[henrvcavill]

“I’m six-foot-five and over two-hundred- some-odd pounds. You don’t get to see a lot of my body type in fashion. I really loved that in this shoot we got to push the envelope of what types of bodies fit in the world of high fashion and representation.” 

Winston Duke ph. by Carlos Serrao for Esquire Magazine (2019)

[animusrox]

Brandon Lee as The Crow (1994) | Heath Ledger as The Joker (2008)