NEO_Metal Sonic

Alpha sigma

Skibidi toilet

Don’t stop edging to my gyatttt

Can we be skibidiiiiiiii

[......what does this mean? none of these words are in any of my dictionaries]

black-ecoli

Like a month ago my brother out of nowhere told me he saw and liked an edit of Metal Sonic. Then he was going off about how Metal Sonic is much cooler than Sonic, mind you he isn't a fan of any of it.

[SOUNDS LIKE YOUR BROTHER IS QUITE BASED]

[...ITS TOO PEACEFUL! SEND OUT A COUPLE UNITS TO ATTACK A VILLAGE OR SOMETHING]

[GREEN RODENTS ARE THE SECOND BEST TYPE OF RODENT. ONLY BEATEN OUT BY METAL RODENTS. THIS POST IS DEFINITELY ABOUT NO ONE IN PARTICULAR!]

dynamosurge

Swap those rankings and you'd finally be right about something, shinyboy.

#metal sonic #neo metal sonic #surge the tenrec

[YOU ARE LUCKY I RANKED GREEN RODENTS SO HIGH IN THE FIRST PLACE, TENREC]

[GREEN RODENTS ARE THE SECOND BEST TYPE OF RODENT. ONLY BEATEN OUT BY METAL RODENTS. THIS POST IS DEFINITELY ABOUT NO ONE IN PARTICULAR!]

crazy56u

Pictured: Amy Rose on the verge of having a Joker moment

[SHE SHOULD SNAP AND KILL THAT FAKE HEDGEHOG FINALLY. WOULD SAVE ME THE TROUBLE]

[...IM BORED. PERHAPS I SHOULD DESTROY SOMETHING FOR FUN. UNITS LOCATE THE NEAREST VILLAGE!]

#metal sonic #neo metal sonic #agent stone

[...YKNOW WHERES AGENT STONE IN ALL OF THIS ACTUALLY? I HAVE NOT COUNTED HIM HERE. HAVE ANY OF YOU UNITS SEEN HIM HERE? NO? HOW ABOUT YOU SISTER?]

[YKNOW NOW THAT IM FINALLY IN CHARGE AND CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. IM GONNA GO USE THE EMPIRE CREDIT CARD TO HIT UP CASINOPOLIS!]

... Small issue with that plan, um....

... I may have bought a few things. It was my inheritance anyway!

#metal sonic #neo metal sonic #sage robotnik

[...fuck. WERE GONNA HAVE TO START SELLING CONSUMER MODELS AGAIN!]

[YKNOW NOW THAT IM FINALLY IN CHARGE AND CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. IM GONNA GO USE THE EMPIRE CREDIT CARD TO HIT UP CASINOPOLIS!]

#metal sonic #neo metal sonic #(im making my little guy have a gambling problem in lore)

rose-of-rings

[GREETINGS MISS ROSE. I REQUEST THAT YOU PEACEFULLY HAND OVER YOUR BIO DATA SO I MAY GET ONE STEP CLOSER TO MY FULL POWER]

Uuuhhhhh no thank you?

[IM AFRAID THATS NOT AN OPTION MISS ROSE. ITS EITHER I PEACEFULLY GET IT OR I GET IT THE OTHER WAY]

Neo Metal Sonic Ivo Robotnik!! Stop harassing innocents for their bio data! >:[

[NOT THE FULL LEGAL NAME SISTER! THIS IS A PUBLIC PLATFORM YOU CANT JUST SCREAM THAT OUT LOUD!]

rose-of-rings

yeah Neo Metal Sonic Ivo Robotnik!!!!! Stop harassing innocent ppl (me)!!!!! >:C

#amy rose #Metal sonic #sage #neo metal sonic #(hes stomping his foot like a child right now)

[NOW LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE SISTER! NOW AMY KNOWS MY FULL LEGAL NAME. I WAS TRYING TO BE INTIMIDATING AND COOOOOOL!]

[HMM FEELING LIKE DOING SOMETHING STRANGE. MIGHT GET ON ALL FOURS IN THE GARDEN AND PRETEND TO BE ONE OF THOSE UNEVOLVED HEDGEHOGS]

#metal sonic #neo metal sonic #hedgehog

[HMM FEELING LIKE DOING SOMETHING STRANGE. MIGHT GET ON ALL FOURS IN THE GARDEN AND PRETEND TO BE ONE OF THOSE UNEVOLVED HEDGEHOGS]

[LOOK WHAT I SNATCHED FROM THAT FOOLISH ECHIDNA WHILE HE WASNT LOOKING]

[IT WAS QUITE EASY TOO. I NEAR ONE STEP CLOSER TO ULTIMATE POWER]

Why the HELL WOULD YOU TAKE THAT?! Whatever you do, do not take it ANYWHERE near the base where my host servers are, understood?! Father has too much experimental technology there, you'll explode the whole damn thing!!

[I REQUIRE IT FOR WHAT I HAVE PLANNED SISTER. THAT FAKE HEDGEHOG WILL NO DOUBT COME RUNNING HERE WITH HIS LITTLE PISS COLORED FORM. WHICH IS WHY ILL JUST USE THIS WHEN HE TRIES THIS TIME]

DONT CALL HIM PISS COLORED!!! HE'S VERY PRETTY, UNLIKE YOU, STUPID [explicit]HOLE!!!! AND HE ACTUALLY WORKS FOR WHAT HE HAS, YOU'RE JUST A NEPO BABY USING DADDY'S RESOURCES AND MONEY TO FULFILL YOUR COMPARATIVELY WORSE EVIL PLANS!

... Sorry. I've been struggling to get my emotions under control lately.

#(the little guys trying with what little he knows about comfort)

[...HERE. DOES THIS THING I STOLE MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?]

[LOOK WHAT I SNATCHED FROM THAT FOOLISH ECHIDNA WHILE HE WASNT LOOKING]

[IT WAS QUITE EASY TOO. I NEAR ONE STEP CLOSER TO ULTIMATE POWER]

Why the HELL WOULD YOU TAKE THAT?! Whatever you do, do not take it ANYWHERE near the base where my host servers are, understood?! Father has too much experimental technology there, you'll explode the whole damn thing!!