metanoia-sweven

i woof sometimes

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What is love?

Loki said -

Shahrukh said -

BUT MY GIRLFRIEND @metanoia-sweven SAID IT BEST -

And this too XD-

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Yes. I am love. Crap now I'm scared of Joes. XD

[sosuperawesome]

tektober on Instagram

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I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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what’s his nameeee

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CAT + CYCLOPS = MEOWCLOPS!!!!!!!!!

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"BELIEBER" TEN YEAR CHALLENGE

"Belieber" in 2011 - I LOVE JUSTIN SO MUCH! JB FOR LIFE! I'D DIE FOR HIM! *SCREAMS WHILE TALKING ABOUT HIS INDEX FINGER* #BIEBERFEVER<3

"Belieber" in 2021 - I get very embarrassed when I like a song with Justin Bieber in it...and that happens more often than I'd like to admit.

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I made my girlfriend @metanoia-sweven just open her Twitter acc after 194892595 years and I saw that the only acc she was following was @justinbieber...she was in the Nile and very embarrassed XD

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I HAD SOME CONTEXT I DON’T REMEMBER NOW. stop telling people XD

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BABE

everytime i call my girlfriend "Babe", she oinks...*facepalms/self-slaps*

i oink you @metanoia-sweven XD

Oooh oooh i just realised!! Our best friends to lovers trope is pretty similar (and much better duh) to these 2 XD-

It Took Camila Cabello 2 Months for Her to Call Shawn Mendes 'Baby'

'It's kind of weird in the beginning.'

[metanoia-sweven]

I OINK YOU MORE

cant argue with that babe XD

[yelltochek]

whooo is heeeee

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bold of you to assume i won’t tell you that i love you again just because i did 5 seconds ago

*aggressively demands kisses just cause* 

[fablefire]

I’ll take a Maxolotl to go, please.

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all of them, stat.

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Fighting nihilism with your otp at 2 a.m

*Sitting on the bed & working on their laptops*

Person A: *sighs at existence* Can I just pretend to be dead...

Person B: *gratefully smiling for their existence* But you're OHSUM, not a POSSUM!!

Person A: *JUMPS WITH JOY* OHSUM RHYMES WITH POSSUM AND POSSUMS PRETEND TO BE DEAD!! IT'S PERFECT!! I really love you!!

Person B: *sighs* We've been married for over a year and now you know you love me...?

Person A: Whoopsies XD. YOU'RE MY OHSUM POSSUM *Climbs onto Person B to shower them with kisses*

[metanoia-sweven]

YOU GOTS TO JUMP WITH JOY