charlie. 26. harrow and gideon ruined my fucking life. they're all i think about. side blog for feral blogging about the locked tomb trilogy. not spoiler safe for harrow the ninth or nona the ninth. icon by @favouritefi
ok lmao active sideblog roundup time! i think it’s pretty clear from the descriptions that these are all me but there’s always new folks around so. yeah! (i don’t expect anyone to follow any of these, jsyk! but if you see these bitches in your notifications, it’s me lol.)
@poppiesbymaryoliver is my aesthetic blog, i scream in the tags about poems that make me Feel Things.
@bipolaryangxiaolong is my rwby blog, i am NOT spoiler safe. i’ve got my ao3 linked in there somewhere if anyone is interested.
@saltwaterconfessions is my locked tomb blog, not spoiler safe for HTN. i cry over my latest comfort characters a lot here.
It really pisses me off that naberius tern, who trained his whole life to use the rapier, will never know that Gideon, who nearly beat him, only trained with it for three months
But it really makes me sad that Aiglamene, who kept disarming Gideon in three moves during training and declared her up to the standard of the worst cavalier, will never know she disarmed Magnus Quinn, a perfectly respectable cavalier, in three moves.
okay since I recently found out that me and literally 5 other kids in my choir had a phase where we made serious plans to run away and become a 9th penitent - is this an 8th House thing or are teens just like that
Have you ever thought of running a way to a life of silent devotion on the Ninth?
8th, considered going full heretic
8th, no wtf
not 8th, considered going full heretic
not 8th, I have no idea what you're talking about
I'm bones / marrow extract / nuance in the tags
Voting ended onMar 4, 2025
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BONE CULTISTS? ON MY HELLSITE?
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It's more likely than you think.
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i was dropping off the kids at the cohort seminar and the 2nd house recruiter saw my wheelchair and asked if I was a veteran ... like aye cap they gave me ms in the war
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she asked me what front i served at and I said "the big one". she gasped
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WHEN I CAME BACK TO FETCH THE SQUIRTS SHE HAD A VETERAN'S DISCOUNT STAMP READY FOR ME there were tears in her eyes i swear
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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs
Because the cow has the udder.
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username checks out man you fell off. tf does that even mean
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fuck off back to deaddit. john has been trying to get an ARG off the ground for so long, let him cook. That ancient colour of the sky post was a banger
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TIL that weird baby blue sky post came from the bad jokes guy
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feeling so aenemic today...
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it's the year of our lord 10000, can we leave consumptioncore in the fucking dust where it belongs?! It's not cute, you're not giving Duchess of Rhodes, you're giving none of my friends want to spend time outside with me
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some sad news for y'all today. once again two of my shinglers, "pounded in the butt by the realisation that none of us will live to see a time of peace" and its sequel, "pounded in the butt by the realisation that the previous realisation must have occurred to dozens of my ancenstors and still we fight on", have been placed on the eighth house index of heresies. OH WELL! i will continue to write as long as there is one person waiting to read, and that person is ME!
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aw shucks that sucks! at least your works are in good company among other works of art on the index (or so i hear)
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dude we can all look up the index. "saint of seduction" "cavaliers off the leash" "pounded in the butt by a chainsmoking saint that remains otherwise unspecified and could belong to any fictional religion"
is that the good company you're speaking off? or are you just sad you can't jerk it to pervert porn anymore
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Nice try. Among erotic works, several priceless artifacts with immense cultural and scientific value have been indexed by the Eighth. E.g. the collected letters of General Duodecim to his spouses in the year of 3097, being one of the only firsthand accounts of the establishment of the first shepherd worlds. That's so long ago they still called them colonies! It's from before the divine edict of 4001!
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general duodecim was a weirdo who wrote self insert fanfic about himself getting his guts rearranged by the saint of duty TO HIS SPOUSES
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Psychometrists from the Sixth have affirmed the authenticity of the texts again and again. The Saint of Duty fucks nasty and raw, die mad about it <3
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I'm sad I can't jerk it to pervert porn anymore :(
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the good news: they're letting me go out tonight!
the bad news: it's for my great-uncle's funeral.
the secret good news: I met him twice and those were two times too many. Odious man!
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worse news: they've sat me next to Captain Deuteros I hate it here
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looooord undying she's talking about the weather. Nice yellow we're having tonight! Lemon, with a hint of cadmium - or is it cadmium with a hint of lemon?
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her shuttle journey was uneventful, if you were wondering. heaven forbid she experience two consecutive seconds of excitement.
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she saw me using necrumblr under the table and tutted at me. L-O-L!
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Maybe I should faint. I haven't fainted in ages!
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IMPORTANT UPDATE. The Crown Princess of Ida struck up a conversation with her from across the table and the captain dropped a dumpling into her lap.
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it's been five minutes. the Princess is still talking to her and the window in which she could have picked the dumpling up with minimal embarrassment has passed ages ago.
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dumplingwatch: it's still there. waiting. cooling. soaking through her trousers.
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RIP DUMPLING! The Princess is giving a speech and the captain kicked it under the table. She thinks nobody noticed
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WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER AGAIN I NEED THE CANCER TO GET ITS SHIT TOGETHER RIGHT NOW
nona chastely kissing kiriona vs. alecto biting harrow as a kiss + "this is how meat loves meat" + "you should have eaten us...would have respected you for it" + nona wanting to die as nona + "i won't be me at all...i'll be the me that knows the thing...i'm someone else" / "john loved her...she was john's cavalier" / "you were screaming...i put my hands around your throat...we became one" + mercymorn's "i hated the sexy parties" + "marry, kill, reanimate" + john fashioning "what he thinks is a girl" into "a perfect partner"...kill me
It’s not that Gideon is dumb and Harrow is smart. It’s not that Harrow is smart and Gideon is smart in a different way. It’s that they both have their own unique blindspots that rival those of 18-wheelers and they are racing down Stubborn Highway to see who can get to the Confident Idiot Baby Convention first. Wheels are falling off. Other cars are swerving. They are flirting via CB radio.
