This is, frankly, kinda fucked up. @metashops - Tumblr Blog

‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎welcome to MINT'S very very super serious not at all a joke RP blog for the NARRATOR from M/ONSTER PROM, M/ONSTER CAMP, and presumably, M/ONSTER ROADTRIP! due to the nature of this blog, there isn't much in terms of rules or about docs... so instead, check out the doc for my main blog, @careculate, to learn about my rules! thank you!

IF HE WASN'T ON VACATION HE'D BE LOOKING AGAIN.

#NARRATOR TWO?????#→ you gain / +1 dash commentary.

also btw since tone is hard to recognize in text, dw, im not mad neither is narrator, hes genuinely just wanted a fuckin break n estir has experience in reading theatre. if someone could narrate without saying bootylicious he hopes itd be her

#→ you gain / +1 OOC.#also he thinks its funny #the blog is also not ending <3 #i didnt want anyone to think i was mad so. quick post #ill delete it in a moment i just want the vibes to be set

"Everyone's a critic, I guess."

"Anyway, go ahead. I've already established I need breaks from narrating, so... Honestly I'm just being given a vacation. Don't make it too stuck-up or wordy! Toodles!"

...

... is

is he gone? is that it? just like that?

#he wasnt born with eyes he needs to make do somehow #his judging eyes... were too powerful.....#→ you gain / +1 IC.#→ you gain / +1 DASH COMMENTARY.

he's looking. and he is judging.

#→ you gain / +1 IC.#→ you lose / -1 SMARTS.#→ you gain / +1 DASH COMMENTARY.#uncanny /#uh.#face horror /#??#anyway hiiii

IT SPREADS.

#→ you gain / +1 IC.#→ you gain / +1 DASH COMMENTARY.#ABSOLUTELY ELATED. DOESNT EVEN NEED TO SPREAD IT AGAINST PEOPLES WILL.#OOMFIE! OOMFIE! OOMFIE! OOMFIE! OOMFIE! OOM-

spkyscry-a

You know, she put herself in a time loop with an eldritch horror and somehow hearing the Narrator go ‘so true oomfie’ was more mentally taxing than that by a notable margin.

metashops

"Damn, bestie, harsh. I know you're no stan, but no need to steal my wig like that by subtweeting me. Not a great look, sis. So embarrassing." <- Man who knows he's being a bastard.

#→ you gain / +1 IC.#→ you lose / -1 SMARTS.#spkyscry #fool. you gave him attention. now he won't stop

"SO true, oomfie!"

#→ you gain / +1 IC.#→ you lose / -1 SMARTS.#this isnt in relation to anything i just heard oc/topimp say it in narrators voice n lost it #its canon now.#even if i added the crack tag

For engaging in such an enjoyable makeover with Miranda (plus the added bonus of spending some extra quality time with her), and for looking actually acceptable in the piss color for once, Oz gains +2 CHARM and +1 CREATIVITY! Don't spend it all in one place!

#im using my narrator muse powers for good. GFSGHDS #HE LOOKS SO CUTE. HE GETS SOME STAT BOOSTS #→ you gain / +1 ic.#→ you gain / +1 dash commentary.#fullcfphobias

every day is a struggle when you're trying to maintain the narrative flow.

#→ you lose / -1 SMARTS.#→ you gain / +1 MUN ART.#spkyscry #fullcfphobias #this is so messy. im trying my best

UH OH.

#EVACUATING EVACUATING!!!!#→ you gain / +1 DASH COMMENTARY.#→ you gain / +1 DISCORD COMMENTARY.#→ you gain / +1 IC.#→ you lose / -1 SMARTS.#RUNNING AWAY AS FAST AS HE CAN!!!!!

‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎And thus you and so many others flock in to take a look at the mystery that is a 'Narrator RP blog'. "How will he be portrayed?" You wonder. "Will it at all be funny? Is this just a desperate call for attention sprung by some loser's inferiority complex?" How judgemental of you! Luckily enough, the Narrator doesn't seem to give a shit. He's been around far worse people than those who presume such things about strangers on the internet. After all, everyone is a loser with an inferiority complex calling for attention around these parts.

#→ you gain / +1 IC.#heyyyy players <3

‎‎‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎You find a strange piece of paper on your doorstep, with the words "A TOTALLY SERIOUS RP BLOG FOR THE M/ONSTER PROM AND M/ONSTER CAMP NARRATOR, SIDEBLOG TO @careculate." Sounds like spam mail. You quickly disregard it as such, by drop kicking the paper into the nearest gutter to live with the non-sentient rats, where all spam mail belongs.

#→ you gain / +1 SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION.#im not putting this in any tags. if ppl want to fuck with him then they gotta hunt

tags <3

#→ you gain / +1 OOC.#→ you gain / +1 IC.#→ you gain / +1 MESSAGE.#→ you gain / +1 DASH COMMENTARY.#→ you lose / -1 SMARTS.#(<- thts the cr/ack tag btw i think im funny)#→ you gain / +1 SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION.

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