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And one more. I think that this video is adorable, but I get the idea it might be less so to somebody who doesn’t like baby rats. This was their immediate reaction to me putting the plastic flowers down on the bed.

bogleech

Anyone who hasn’t ever had rats has no idea how much they love things. Any things. More than possibly any other animal you can imagine.

the-memedaddy

bidonica

In the Italian city of Verona, local street artist Cibo paints colorful wall art full of appetizing food over neo-nazi graffiti (x)

lif-yeah

“It’s my civic duty, and my right … honestly I feel like have a right to cover [erase] these kinds of things. Since I’m doing a public form of art, I have to take care of my city and … it’s like my own art gallery. How do you explain a swastika to a child? How do you do it? It’s impossible. It’s a racist message. And it’s not okay .”

iguanamouth

My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

minmoh-remade-deactivated201811

its fine

iguanamouth

its fine

isopresso

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eel

2018.7.16

swampb1tch

*google searches while bawling my eyes out* how to make soap

dbssh

Im coining goblincore its shiny things and knives and hoarding

dbssh

This is what goblincore looks like for anyone wondering

ewaneneollav

so youre telling me all i have to do is play twinkle twinkle little star by honking the horns with my mouth and i get a whole raw fish every time i do it

fimbry

Another beautiful pink toned Golden Hierodula! Of my 3 girls, 1 is golden, and 2 are pink like this. I shall name her… Pinkie Supreme…….

iguanamouth

me and a friend were talking about how much we just arent into aipoms evolution so i made up a new one, this is amblepom and theyre extremely fast

reed-fink

Rare Footage of The Speelunker Cave ride from Six Flags over Texas in the off-season, mid-1970′s.

spectrometrie

oh my god

syntheticperson

the inside of my brain just sounds like this

cloudstation

I babysat this girl tonight and she was really excited to show me the part in mario odyssey where you can play as a t-rex and when she’s playing as the t-rex she’s like “I gotta watch out for those little spikey guys cause they’ll kill me. just kidding I’m a dinosaur” and then she told the alexa to fart

forbiddensimpsonspics

iguanamouth

Are furbies birds or mammals what aRE they?

ithelpstodream

Some guy just mansplained space to an actual fucking astronaut.

clownsauce-deactivated20230729

tfw correcting misinformation is written off as mansplaining

darwinquark

tfw when idiots on tumblr who know jack shit about thermo assume the dude is ‘correcting misinformation’ when actually he’s dead ass wrong. ‘Spontaneous’ is a scientific term - it means a reaction with a negative Gibb’s free energy, i.e. a reaction that will occur without an external energy input, i.e. water boiling because of low atmospheric pressure. Spontaneous is absolutely the correct term for what she’s observing, and that is ‘simple thermo’, and this is ‘correcting misinformation’.

Have a nice day.