High As Cosmonaut Balls Slapping Into Uranus...

Formerly known under tumblr URL BlowingCrystalClouds. I'm unable to follow other blogs from this blog, so please don't take offense if I don't follow back. #Classy Crystal Connoisseurs Club #HighAsCosmonautBalls SlappingIntoUranus #Smoooooke Meeeeeeeeefffs #BlowingCrystalClouds This blog, it's content and all those shown in said content are for entertainment purposes only and should be viewed as such. This blog and all it encompasses are protected by the 1st Amendment of the Constitution of The United States of America. Neither this blog nor it's owner support, advocate, condone, endorse, or recommend the distribution, procurement, possession, ingestion, or use in any way of Methamphetamines or any other controlled substance illegal or otherwise. 21+ONLY~DNI w/minors

[methodicalmethematics]

Well, if this is the end...

I wasn't planning on posting anything until the 16th of Jan, because that'll be my 12 month sober date. However, I'm hearing that Yahoo/tumblr is going all "Holy Roller" and doing away with NSFW blogs.

I'm not completely sure if this blog will count as "inappropriate and or harmful" to whomever yahoo is trying to protect on here (let's be real, they're losing money because most "respectable" companies won't touch tumblr with a 1,000 mile poll) but if it doesn't pass Yahoo's tumblr censorship apocalypse, I wanted to say that I enjoyed each and every single moment I spent on here. Whether it was posting to the ridiculously flattering amount of you who chose to follow me, talking to those who were crazy enough to brave my insanity and those of you who I am beyond honored to call my friends.

What I'm trying to say is... Thank you all for helping me through good times and bad. You'll never know just how much you've meant me. I genuinely love and believe in you all. I hope you all stay safe and strong in any and every thing you do in your lives.

You are so very fucking worth it.

M.M.

PS Just to clarify I'm not deleting this blog, I just don't know if it'll be around much after the 17th of Dec ❤

[methodicalmethematics]

Pretty accurate

[gourmetbrainstew]

[methodicalmethematics]

@tweakingonclouds, spit my orange juice everywhere…

[tweakingonclouds]

@methodicalmethematics, I had a mouthful of delicious Ritz cracker.. fuckin almost choked to death by uncontrollable fit of tear producing laughter and the savory, buttery goodness that is a Ritz cracker. What a sweet way to go

[methodicalmethematics]

@tweakingonclouds we all know it’s a plate you can eat. Or... Do your best impression of Mama Cass. Whaaaaaaaaa... too soon?

[its-all-over-but-the-sleeping-d]

What’s everybody’s Tweaker MacGuyver skill?

I get high and I IMMEDIATELY want to make a bong out of everyday household items. Just bring me an avacado and icepick and my snorkel, and we’re gonna get high as fuck!

[methodicalmethematics]

The uncontrollable Tweak Guyver skills that randomly hijack my creative handyness whenever I start feeling high as cosmonaut balls slapping into Uranus have managed to Write, Produce and Direct multiple videos starring me covering such how to do it yourself subjects as cleaning your gear, making a bong, etc etc etc.

[hilomiloovo-deactivated20180415]

Reblog if you actually have made great friendships on tumblr.

[blueanchors20]

@dilatedpupes is definitely the best friendship I’ve got out of Tumblr. I consider her one of my very close friends now❤ love you so much girl💞💖🎀

[dilatedpupes-deactivated2017121]

@blueanchors20 you’re the sweetest omg this made my day, thank you pumpkin!! Love you 💕

[lovemyvengence-blog]

Um I need A friend- one to hit me up right now with the best news a man could hear after realizing he was out of shit and in a strange place called Whittier, CA “I got you Bro” …Pipe Dreams right, really though I’m not joking …FUCK

[loveandotherdruggsxxxx]

Everyone I met off Tumblr has been cool. Everyone!

[twrlpudls-deactivated20180225]

I not only met a really cool tweeker girl from Tumblr Sunday night the pussy was damn good to

[spunkeybrewster-deactivated2020]

@whodoyouserve has become one of my closest friends and we have never been face to face. I can tell her anything without judgement. She is definitely someone i hope to be friends with for a long time.

[lilbabytweak-deactivated2022112]

yesss & i get to see her in less than two weeks!! @badlittlewhitebitch ❤️❤️❤️

[methodicalmethematics]

Mad love and respect:

@tweakingonclouds

@treyss213

@methed-up-samurai-is-a-ghost

@junkie-babe

@thoughthetruthmayvary

@i-am-your-dealer-and-i

[methodicalmethematics]

Hay is for horses cause Special K is for me. Oh man, ketamine is my ALL-TIME favorite narcotic.

[tweakingonclouds]

turn all the way up and break the fuckin knob off

[methodicalmethematics]

I push my fingers into my eyes... It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache... But it's made of all the things I have to take... Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside... If the pain goes on...

I have screamed until my veins collapsed, I've waited last, my time's elapsed, now, all I do is live with so much fate... I've wished for this, I've bitched at that, I've left behind this little fact: You cannot kill what you did not create. I've gotta say what I've gotta say, And then I swear I'll go away, but I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise. I guess I'll save the best for last. My future seems like one big past. You're left with me 'cause you left me no choice...

I push my fingers into my... eyes... It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache... If the pain goes on... I’m not gonna make it!

“Duality” ~Slipknot

[methodicalmethematics]

I cannot fucking stand it when someone says some fucking rude shit out of the side of their mouth and you pick up on what they're saying, call them on it and then they act like you're the one that misunderstood.

[itsalwayscloudyincalifornia]

It was a love and hate relationship with crystal

it will always be. just rn im sober. havent been this sober since 6th grade. Dec 23 2017 was the last day i fucked her. but dont get it wrong majority of the time she fucks you, and you just take it. you let her do wit you what she wants and when she wants it. dont ask me how im doing bc i dont know how only God knows. but im doing it

My fellow tweakers, be safe and careful blow them clouds, once a tweaker always a tweaker. But I’m a tweaker who doesn’t not tweak but I’m a tweaker

[methodicalmethematics]

Congratulations, proud of you! You got this! 

[slavery]

Amazon whys my cock so small

[sexwitsockson]

you gotta say “alexa” first bro

[slavery]

Alexa kill this clown

[methodicalmethematics]

Sorry homie, it’s looking like Alexa’s...

[methodicalmethematics]

Them: “Why do you use meth?” Me: “Because, you can’t spell Meth Addiction without Meth...”

[riojan1-deactivated20180228]

Explain this to me..

I’ve been reading a bunch of these meth blogs for awhile now. Most are super interesting. Quite a few, well.. are super depressing. Complaining about how much your life sucks seems kinda pointless, while doing drugs to make yourself feel great.

[methodicalmethematics]

Well, I mean that’s the very essence of addiction, isn’t it? You know you’re fucking up. You know you’re out of control. You know it was a mistake to start using again. You know it’s never going to be “better” or even “different” than before. But, you still crave the chaotic spiraling carnival ride that is this lifestyle. As a well know, now eradicated, heroin junkie once wrote, “I miss the comfort in being sad.” You get so used to things falling apart, along with your continued ability to somehow just barely keep it all together, that when you’re doing absolutely anything else at all, you will always feel deep down inside that it’s all a bullshit facade which they are all obviously just as trained to keep working without a hitch. So I guess the best way to end this is, in short: “Even hell can get comfy once you've settled in” Or at least, that’s just how I perceive things as being... ~Methodical Methematics

[methodicalmethematics]

So this is the time of year where I call all my friends on the West Coast and describe to them what it’s like living in the future. Good times, good times.

[methodicalmethematics]

You know sometimes when I get up in the morning, I don't know if I can face another day, ‘cause shit's been so fucking hard for so fucking long, it don't seem like shits ever going to change. Sometimes it seems like shit ain’t doing nothing but getting worse. Sometimes when I look in the mirror, I really despised what I see, ‘cause pride, strength, honor, love and life they don't seem to have a whole lot to do with me. Feels like something went wrong with me a long time ago, something inside me way deep down died, but I can't remember when. I just don't know where the fuck I went wrong... What's life but a river of tears anyway?

Every Day, each fucking day I pray. I pray to a god that I know does not exist. For a way, some fucking way, some day. For a way to make my way through this world full of shit. Every Day, each fucking day I pray. I pray to a god that I know does not exist. For a way, some fucking way, some day. For a way to make my way through this world full of shit

I've got nothing left, I await for the angel of death... I've lost too many times, too many times to count the pain is great....

Let me tell you something, rock bottom is a sweet fucking dream. A myth made up by a liar who's despair you can slip into forever. I've been as low as you can go, and I guess here at the bottom the only place you can go is up, but every time I get ahead, every time I start to get somewhere, it's seems like someone or something knocks me the fuck back down. One step forward, two steps back. I read somewhere that "Without hope, Man is but an animal." I think I've lost hope.

I've got nothing left, I await for the angel of death... I've lost too many times, too many times to count the pain is great....

I'm so fucking tired of being fucked up all the time, but I can't seem to do it any other way. Maybe I'm not as strong as you, but sometimes my fucked up life, it brings me down when I look around. My life it ain’t made me hard, it just hardened something way down deep inside of me. I think it was my humanity. I want it back. I wanna feel normal again. I wanna feel like a human. I don't wanna be like this no more, I'm just looking for some kind of shelter or salvation, or just something to believe in, or maybe just, just someone to care.

I've got nothing left, I await for the angel of death. I've lost too many times, too many times to count the pain is great. I never asked for life, I wish that at birth I had died. I tried to drown this hate, death will be the cure for all this pain.

Every Day, each fucking day I pray. I pray to a god that I know does not exist. For a way, some fucking way, some day. For a way to make my way through this world full of shit. Every Day, each fucking day I pray. I pray to a god that I know does not exist. For a way, some fucking way, some day. For a way to make my way through this world full of shit.

Every Day, each fucking day I pray. I pray to a god that I know does not exist. For a way, some fucking way, some day. For a way to make my way through this world full of shit. Every Day, each fucking day I pray. I pray to a god that I know does not exist. For a way, some fucking way, some day. For a way to make my way through this world full of shit.

I've got nothing left, I await for the angel of death... I've lost too many times, too many times to count the pain is great.... I never asked for life, I wish that at birth I had died. I tried to drown this hate, death will be the cure for all this pain. Every Day, each fucking day I pray. I pray to a god that I know does not exist. For a way, some fucking way, some day. For a way to make my way through this world full of shit. Every Day, each fucking day I pray. I pray to a god that I know does not exist. For a way, some fucking way, some day. For a way to make my way through this world full of shit. I've got nothing left, I await for the angel of death... I've lost too many times, too many times to count the pain is great.... I never asked for life, I wish that at birth I had died. I tried to drown this hate, death will be the cure for all this pain. Every Day, each fucking day I pray. I pray to a god that I know does not exist. For a way, some fucking way, some day. For a way to make my way through this world full of shit.

There's nowhere to turn. Everyone betrays you. You can't trust anyone and I'm so fucking paranoid. I'm always waiting for the fall for the let down. It's just nobody for sure. I can't remember when a day's gone by, that I haven't thought about taking myself out. I know I ain't shit, and I know I ain’t ever gonna be shit. I've got no future, but I think I can deal with it, I think I can live, if I can just look at one person, see them smile at me, and know that they meant it.

Every Day, each fucking day I pray. I pray to a god that I know does not exist. For a way, some fucking way, some day. For a way to make my way through this world full of shit. Every Day, each fucking day I pray. I pray to a god that I know does not exist. For a way, some fucking way, some day. For a way to make my way through this world full of shit. Every Day, each fucking day I pray. I pray to a god that I know does not exist. For a way, some fucking way, some day. For a way to make my way through this world full of shit. Every Day, each fucking day I pray. I pray to a god that I know does not exist. For a way, some fucking way, some day. For a way to make my way through this world full of shit.

“Redemption Denied” ~Blood For Blood

[methodicalmethematics]

The mother fucking beast of a day I’ve had, I tell ya 2017 would be a malicious raging cunt on it’s way out the door. In 8 years of using, today has seen some of the rarest, while at the same time also some of the most trying things that could happen to an addict. Actually pretty proud of how I handled it all. Maybe there’s hope for this big ol’ fuck up, after all. Happy New Years Fellow Tweakers! Here’s to surviving another year, you glorious fucks!

[listenuppnow]

[methodicalmethematics]

Special shootout deep into the tumblrverse to all the ghosts I’ve met online just over the short course of this past week as I reintegrated myself back into the Tweaker Nation Community that I myself have been a part of going on almost 6 years now.

Takes super special Ghosting skills to seekout, initiate contact, maintain intense persistent conversation for 2-3 hours topped off by the fact that any and all discussion, planning and or commitment to future activities with one another are solely those of said person who will be the party whom carries out the eventual scenario, that is commonly referred to by purveyors of social media as, the act of ghosting.

I’ve learned a lot of telltale signs to possibly detect someone whos modus operandi may just be to engage in the newest form of Social Media Abuse known as “conversation with the intent to ghost”

[tweakingonclouds]

@methodicalmethematics you’ve been making single serving friends again haven’t you?

[methodicalmethematics]

Well @tweakingonclouds,