I'm Leonard bloody McCoy and I live to be contrary @metromeisterr - Tumblr Blog

Amanda: *Genuinely concerned about Jim’s welfare*

Sarek: :( Where did my kissies go?? :( Hello?? My wife? I…I too almost perished…if you could just…continue

AU scenario where McCoy is on Vulcan for a residency or long physician exchange, is fed up with his dry colleagues, and feels like causing mild drama while eating some Vulcan holiday dinner (we all know the importance the good doctor places on a delicious, non-reconstituted meal).

He places an “emotional human to annoy your logical Vulcan family” ad, and Spock hires him so that Spock will look more Vulcan to his family in comparison at the holidays, where his behaviour is usually picked apart by his father and other older relatives.

Bones promises to (and does) argue about the importance of emotion, debate Sarek vehemently at every opportunity, have a few drinks, and shed an obvious tear.

Unfortunately, by the end of dinner, Amanda has told him about Spock's "fat teddy bear," T'Pau actually concedes to him in an argument, he's managed to save Sarek's life, and the whole family adores him--except Spock (for now). They keep asking Spock to bring the human doctor back for tea.

Spock is less certain. But his mother looked very pleased, and Doctor McCoy did enjoy the Vulcan cookies...

idontwanttoboldlygo

Totally normal Bones behaviour. Okay then

highly-illogical

tsundere ass old man

#lmfaoo #spones #yeah this song fits

wasorum

spone

dazvoran

The truth is...

McCoy literally admitted on screen that he couldn't live without Spock.

☆☆☆☆☆

«I'm gonna tell you something that I never thought I'd ever hear myself say. But it seems I've missed you. And I don't know if I could stand to lose you again»

☆☆☆☆☆

Kirk literally didn't do that.

Kirk literally went on living—serving as an admiral, enjoying life and his laurels.

McCoy literally didn't do that. He literally couldn't move on. He pined for Spock.

The same thing happened when Spock left Starfleet for Kolinahr: Kirk continued to serve and pursue romances, while McCoy left Starfleet and let his life stagnate.

This is literally what we have on screen.

This is literally what the original Star Trek contains.

Nothing more, nothing less.

And this literally cannot be changed.

This is canon.

This is the original, primary Star Trek film universe.

zeeewa-deactivated20150627

stop loafing around, we’ve got a whole universe to explore.

scienceviewscreen

Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 6/?

Bonus:

fuckiamdying

gracelessmoonwalk

I see yall talking about Grace and Rocky being able to find a few Eridian words that he can whistle in a somewhat understandable tone, and I raise you:

Rocky finds some words that absolutely mess with Grace's ears like a dog whistle. Adrian overhears them start to argue, and then they hear Rocky start saying random words really loudly and long, causing Grace to move funny. Like-

Rocky: "SPAAAAAAAATULA! SPATULA SPATULA SPATULA! LITTERING! LIIIITTTEEEERRIIIIIING!!"

Adrian: "[Rocky], what the hell are you doing?"

Grace: *undecipherable frustrated yelling while covering ears*

Rocky: "They're being an [asshole] so they get the words that hurt their stupid squishy [ears]! DOCUMENTATION!"

Adrian: "Hey, stop hurting [Grace]- they can't help being squishy!! (Also how- ??)"

(...Bonus Grace: "*human yelling* [BITCH] *more human yelling*!!"

Rocky: 80

Adrian: >:U "WHY did you teach the hero of Erid that???"

Rocky: "I didn't do tha-"

Adrian: "You're literally the only Eridian in existence who could have possibly taught them that.")