[metzen]

lesbian sex

[metzen]

I have not really interacted with anyone in the dc social scene for some time now but yesterday while sheltering from the constant burning plastic smell I ran in to an old acquaintance who had transitioned since we last met a few years ago and when the topic of relationships came up she told me about her most recent ex who is apparently a combination chaser and serial babytrapper so my scoreboard of anecdotes from girls I know hooking up with cis women is now at like 8:1 scary:normal

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[cdigoddess]

everyone on dropout has this bloodthirsty look in their eyes, like they'd kill you in an instant for a cameo in brooklyn 99

[harsh-noise]

When she's an adult woman and you're mutually attracted to each other

[amygdalae]

[thewickedavatar]

dota 2 / hots characters when you move them: 

“I go.”  “Moving.”  “Mhm.” “Forward.”

league of legends characters when you move them: 

“The Darkness in my Soul is just so hot and sexy….. ; )” “Oh yes, I’ll just fucking kill them all……..” “Yes I’m sexy. Yes I’m cool….. but also I’m fucked up. ; )”

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[metzen]

Final fantasy fourteen is a game about wanting to have sex with white women and wanting to restore manchukuo

[winged-void]

everyone LOVES little purple cuck girl from kamiina botan

[winged-void]

we CHEER and CLAP when she gives more EXPENSIVE alcohol gifts to her long time crush ibuki, which we then see ibuki drink with kamiina instead. We DANCE WITH JOY when she is emotionally unavailable and COLD to the girl who's actually into her. She WILL NOT survive the year and we LOVE this about her

[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

sneak peek at the upcoming omocat f/w line

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[metzen]

Had to cover an extremely strange gap in my dad's political education today by informing him that the governments of Taiwan and South Korea are no longer even slightly capable of funding and supporting latam fascists like they used to and haven't been since basically last century

[makefile-dot-in]

[frollosuggestions]

what’s that noise. 

[frollosuggestions]

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

[frollosuggestions]

i’m going to check

[frollosuggestions]

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

[dollcoil]