Shut up

En/Es learning Japanese any pronouns are cool will use Dude/bro/ma'am as nb words, please tell me if this is uncomfortable to you. I will punch you with my face

[snoochiewiz-deactivated20181203]

Samus vs Mother Brain

Art by  のば

[challengerapproaching]

Oh my actual god this is impressive. :o

[kairenn-n]

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

[bareniabirkin]

😟😳😳😳

[squadron-of-damned]

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on?? 

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

[theclockworkjudas]

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening

[samshepard]

https://slate.com/technology/2021/10/smartphone-pinkie-iphone-injury-wrist-hand-explained.html

hey everybody this is Fake News and you can go back to holding your phone normally.

The Truth About “Smartphone Pinkie”

And what to really watch out for.

[eladrins]

[prisbamps]

Snake Girl

[prisbamps]

NOI

[owlet]

see? there’s that ham again!

[cc-sketchbook]

“When I was little I liked to look up at the stars.” Inspired by the opening from Enter the Florpus, specifically this unused storyboard:

The film draws a lot of parallels between Zim and Dib so that got me thinking about what Dib says at the beginning about looking up at space and feeling hope, and I wondered if Zim did too…

[cdarkheartzero]

Today’s theme- REDO!

Decided to do this Inktober piece digitally. Which do you guys prefer??

Left- pen and ink

Right- digital

[mushroom-trafficking]

[cookiwi]

He.

[bloomingsalma]

let's just stay at home. susan ryder / anna valdez / karoliina hellberg / lachlan goudie

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[anxietyproblem]

INSTAGRAM

[midnightpulses]

I like this “best of” compilation

[thatonerandomauthor]

I laughed too much at some of these

[movedtocinnimani-deactivated202]

black history month is coming to a closeeee but i have something that’ll help you draw black characters in any month! if it was helpful then hey… here’s my kofi 😏

[soliddaddy96]

anybody wanna get gay married in this fit 😳😳😳

[miss-sagemoon]

Red is such a good color for these, full of energy and strength!

[soliddaddy96]

Just what I was thinking! Red also means kindness and warmth :)

[cleverclove]

Why, it’s backed up by science! Red also represents strong desire and love, perfect for a wedding :D this is gonna be bloody spectacular!!!

[cannedcream]

I love–LOVE–how this is now the 3rd or 4th post I’ve seen, completely separate from the original, dunking on that same motherfucker.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]