A collection of alarmingly sophisticated mushrooms

Howdy I’m Jay, he/they This is where I reblog dumb shit without cluttering up my main. I’m currently running this totally off of tumblr mobile at the moment so God Help Me Please

[kippwire]

my lesbian clown girls

[nikonikonek000]

[whizpurr]

[blorbo-posting]

[vampiregirlestrogen]

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

[asteraws]

another world

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[animentality]

[warranty-voider]

>gets ticket for distracted driving

>pulls back onto road

>immediately takes phone out & grabs a pic pf the ticket

[onlineanarchy-deactivated202010]

[viralfrog]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[goodchild]

[kinuko]

[our-queer-experience]

[default-cube]

love putting a little. period in the middle of my sentences to create a little pause

[bloodyhandprint]

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

[transcyberism]

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[ozth]

curious