he fucked that old man

bird | they/he; nb lesbian | 24 | doing an evil little hee hee hee that makes you want to leave the cheese aisle | please don't tag any of my stuff as kin/id/etc and read my pinned byf! 

[sludgebitch]

petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog

[ishtaraletheia]

#critiquing your kink scenario's ludonarrative dissonance

[fairycosmos]

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

[samsincerely]

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

[spiralmindz]

i will never be forced to be in "community" with nazis and pedophiles i dont give a fuck

[spiralmindz]

ppl have been saying this but i really do despise how much radqueer 4chan type bullshit is being spread thru queer tumblr space currently like. what are we fucking doing man. hating lolicons and nazis used to be normal

[a0mu]

Tags from abyssalwyrmwells that I think also sum up my thoughts on this pretty well.

[fapper]

What me and jay saw on my hinge yesterday

[lord-squark]

I hate it when they're mean to detective gumshoe

[hyenaswine]

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

[thecaptainkindofgirl]

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

[kenxyro-deactivated20200731]

The Value of Your Life

[parkchanwoohoo]

[maelwife]

A chill falls over the train car as someone with a Morrissey shirt steps in

[mage-ical-character-person]

I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

[forthegothicheroine]

Is this Interview with the Vampire?

[mursejesse]

...technically, yes.

[jv]

This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

[ashenmind]

[kushblazer666]

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[stupidpetface]

[ukulelehitter-deactivated202603]

its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic