sick lab rats like me

he/they | married | late 20s

[captmuldoon]

turns out sir john's playlist is just a 12 hour loop of doja cat's boss bitch david kajganich and ciarán hinds told me themselves

[catasters]

[i-shall-not-show-mercy]

[s]

where is the superb owl

I want to see him

[fit-loki]

[13hemoglobin]

when it's your first watch of amc's The Terror and you're absolutely loving it but still having that first watch faceblindness:

[sector-v]

Extremely irksome as an autistic person to ask a clarifying question and be told you’re “splitting hairs” when you genuinely just don’t understand because there isn’t enough information. Like, buddy. This is me at my most basic level of “what do you mean by that.” You wanna see me split hairs? If you really saw how thin I could slice a hair you’d hurl

[sector-v]

I will split a hair into smaller halves every hour my demands of mutual participation in communication are not met

[gabgabgabriel]

i hope everything works out for you, bisexual person on Tumblr

[prisonhannibal]

murder “husbands” is NOT real. neither of them would be able to answer the question properly

[prisonhannibal]

@lesbianshadowcat exactly

[frailbug]

[captmuldoon]

turns out sir john's playlist is just a 12 hour loop of doja cat's boss bitch david kajganich and ciarán hinds told me themselves

[stimman4000]

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

wow y'all would really love the new teapot i got,

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

THIS IS CRISPIN:

SAY HELLO, CRISPIN!!

Crispin: "hello. do u have any babies u would like held,"

[hrrkikshoard]

@todaysbird

[hcnnibal]

anyways, her name is meri (short for meringue) and shes the new alpha of the lecter-graham household 

[ratsarecute4]

Idea: The Terror but they add namecards everytime someone shows up on screen like in a reality TV show so I know which white man with sideburns I'm looking at now

[armadillorollup]

special edition of The Terror (2018) where the horrible histories rat pops up to fact check the historical accuracy of certain scenes like this

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[kiramisuuu]

Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.

[careysattheonsenagain]

[lioram]

um................... can i help you