john morfin truly suffered more than jesus because when i get a migraine in 2026 and can't immediately take painkillers and lie down in the dark for 12 hours i start fantasizing about unspeakable violence. i can't imagine having a migraine in 1846 while you and all your colleagues are trapped in the arctic slowly dying from scurvy and lead poisoning. not to mention the creature. if i were in that situation i'd make hickey look like mr rogers.












