Mewser

Chronic reblogger

[thekingsconsort]

Jon: Elias i have begun to see things that I cannot begin to understand yet I also understand them completely. i am driving away those that i love with what i am becoming. I find myself starving and in constant need of the desire to feast on the fears of those around me in some voyeuristic torture, and i feel little to no remorse for doing this. please. Please. I need help

Elias:

[thekingsconsort]

Jonelias kinda scratches my brain bc the idea of this man being so ridiculously excited to shape this other person into the very embodiment and essence of his God, as if to finally have another person to share in what he Feels, See what he Sees, Live as he Lives, is ridiculous levels of compelling (hah) and fascinating

[spookysplatt]

Whatever. Go my Eyetrauma

[archiverot]

My cover for the Jonelias zine.

[thekingsconsort]

has anyone else had the hilarious insane thought of elias treating jon like his personal sugar baby or am i just a fucking deranged person (rhetorical. the answer is obvious)

[kairos-polaris]

the beauty of jonelias is that in addition to the 100+ years age gap they also have a regular ~20 years age gap

[foilsick-anoscetia]

The conversation cannot be that interesting

[cullendrawss]

Inhuman: A JonElias Zine

AAA we can finally share our pieces!!! I'm SO happy with how the rendering on Jon turned out, he looks so lanky and lost, tasty shapes!!

Sadly I lost all files from 2024-mid2025, because my hard drive died. Hopefully I'll get those recovered sometime, but I'm glad I submitted the finished piece before that happened.

The physical preorders for this zine are closed, but you can still get your digital copy with hella cool art and fics for FREE here:

@joneliaszine

[boushards]

i know it’s somewhat stereotypical but i like to headcanon that elias is a bit of a coffee snob. he drinks espresso only and refuses to let anyone else use his coffee machine in case they mess with his settings because he’s got the whole thing down to an absolute science. jon insists that all coffee just tastes like coffee. they bicker about it constantly.

[maeo-png]

i think the horror in Elias’ body being stolen isn’t just the fact that it’s stolen, but the fact that nobody cares. It’s feels like a step-up from the NotThem because at least with the NotThem everyone except one has the privilege of forgetting the real person- not with Elias, though. no. Everyone knew, including the audience, and nobody bothers to refer to Jonah as his real name. Instead of unknowingly forgetting, they’re doing so willingly.

Peter acknowledged the fact that Jonah steals bodies, he even knew him when he was James Wright, and still verbalised his choice to call him Elias. Gertrude knew, and possibly knew the actual Elias too, and still spat out the name Elias right before she died like it’s an insult. The audience is well aware, and yet it’s jonelias, not jonjonah. when it’s not lonelyeyes it’s peterelias, not peterjonah. Both in and out of the universe, the original Elias is gone.

[blackberreh-art]

POV: You mention Leitner in front of the Beholding Avatars

[papercutpinetree]

Really enjoy Jon In A Skirt but he is a maxi skirt only man. This is because mini skirts are Elias's territory.

[marvelousiz]

*metal pipe bonk noise*

[edettethegreat]

elias calls jon to his office and goes "jon. Im very dissapointed in you."

"why?"

"you didn't land yourself in the hospital at all this month. I pay for premium health insurance for you, jon. Only for you. everyone else has the standard health insurance package, but you? you get the premium one. private rooms at all the country's top hospitals. I expect you to make good use of this."

"wha-"

"on a completely separate note, I still need you to confiscate melanie's knife. I expect her knife on my desk by the end of the day."

[doodlespatulas]

Tim: and i have to do all of this paperwork for what? Just cause Jonah's Magnussy woke up one day and decided to document the horrors? this is bullshit

Elias: Jonah's what

[cusn0]

the probability of your creepy boss randomly giving you balloons is low, but never zero 👁️

[watermelon-jollyranchers]

I actually think that elias would fully lean into the whole corporate pinkwashing bullshit during pride month. he’s putting his pronouns in his email signature. he’s taking a break from torturing his gay employees to hand out pens with the institute logo in rainbow on them. he changes the profile pic of their official twitter account only to immediately change it back the second it hits midnight on july 1st.