The lamest.

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[wikilifeadvice]

make your own foot scrub

[pochowek]

feet are pretty hard to make

dont call me a scrub ever again

[wikilifeadvice]

please stop making me read this

[vinduster]

[big-papa-huge-time]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

[shaolinbynature]

when they announced her name and she waltzed up to the mic stand the way she did………..we should have known we were about to witness the most disastrous moment of 2018

[fuocogo]

Watch this be the last publically performed anthem before this country collapses.

[hanitje]

“Hey Donnie, you moving?”

[formerlylohan]

[blowingmynose-deactivated201605]

[lagonegirl]

[sleepymander]

desr tumblr, why the fuck won’t you let me reblog this

[mjalti]

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

[mayothompson]

wednesday night mood

[mayothompson]

wednesday night mood

[dogfoodissogoodforyou]

im a goth girl on the inside. on the outside? a father figure

[hyperverbal]

did you mean: jeb bush

[dogfoodissogoodforyou]

Wow I sure as hell did

[probablybard]

Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

[probablystrangerpgideas-blog]

you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat

[probablybard]

You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions

[a-daks]

Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was fucking her corpse. He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of. But we didn’t. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol’ corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle.

He seduced his way out, naturally.

[simplycookingrpgideas]

A true bard

[hollowboobtheory]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

my friend’s four-year-old son wouldn’t go to sleep because he wanted to keep looking at the stars and she tried to bribe him with a piece of chocolate and he just said “would you rather get a reward or be happy” and turned back to the window

[jausters]

Oh my… God?

[tapeducttemporary-deactivated20]

at a really specific time @ night i feel like i wanna fall in love or som shit lmao but then i wake up and im ok again

[illuminosity]

team ‘enemies to lovers’ or team ‘friends to lovers’?

[jirosabu694206661997]

enemies to friends to lovers you fool you absolute buffoon

[shachihata]

you may spank it… once still remains the funniest image ever created on this bitch of an earth

[shachihata]

like how do u top this in terms of pure comedic value. donkey kong’s ass. the suspense. the mere implication that donkey kong nasty. him looking out to sea like he’s making the hardest decision of his life. its so fucking good