you don't fuck with the white mage

I'm Andrew (a.k.a. Amber), a creative writing major at FSU. I am trans* and am beginning to go by she/her pronouns - though I'm still fairly closeted. I post mainly fandom, gaming, and a shit ton of dank memes, but I'll also post politics, more dank memes, and other random things I find that happen to tickle my fancy. Almost all text posts I make are tagged with 'the walking pneumonia' (tl;dr after I was sick with it following a stay in Spain, but that's another story); this tag is primarily for personal reference so I can find these posts again later. Please feel free to reblog these! If anything is super personal I'll put it under a 'read more'. Enjoy your stay, and please remember to thank your healers!

[cosed]

[to the tune of im a barbie girl]

im a happy frog

in a happy bog

life in swamp peat

you just cant beat

[audhdgoku]

@interruptingkau

[monsieurenjlolras]

I eat flies all day

the floride turned me gay

[chloeniccole]

I think peak feminism and self realization is calling another woman daddy

[mxnrique]

snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!

[impuretale]

This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it. 

[quasi-normalcy]

Noted

[gwendolynshepherds]

#… technically this scene passes the bechdel tesr#which is WILD unless youve watched the movie (via @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual)

[neonperri]

If Jack Black doesn’t get an Oscar nom for this, it is proof that sf/action movies are being discriminated against, because he was FLAWLESS as a teenage girl, absolutely invisible behind his character, and that deserves massive recognition of his awesomeness. 

(I also appreciate the writing which had both girls calling each other out on perceived issues, and both girls acknowledging the fairness of those call-outs and subsequently valuing each other as equals and becoming buds. No girl-fights here, thank you.)

[trashmouse]

This movie was far more amazing than it should have been, and I’m pretty sure that was at least 90% because the cast was so fantastic.

[xzombiexkittenx]

Not once in the entire film did I forget Jack Black was a teenage girl. It was one of the most brilliant performances I have ever seen and I still can’t believe I’m saying that about Jack Black in Jumanji II.

[batwake]

i had a dream that i saw avengers 4 and the after credits scene was deadpool starting a gofundme so he could be in the next one

[theheroheart]

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

[theheroheart]

The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and while there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, I’m tempted to let it remain a mystery.

However one thing that saddens me is the fact that no one has noticed you have to pretty much stand on top of an actual well to use the microwave.

[internetwes]

[filmnoirsbian]

Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

[sunny-dayze]

Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something

Thanos: What?

Thor: Bitch

[feministism]

[silkenagentsofcsbeck]

[nomore404-deactivated20200101]

Nvm i’m back on that sad shit lol

[pussyoil-deactivated20150111]

*selfie doesn’t get reblogged* me: im taking a break from tumblr guys!! this website is toxic and bringing me down, i don’t know if I’ll be back but i love all of you :)

[i-am-a-fish]

Hey guy, more pictures here

[i-am-a-fish]

Man, see more pictures here

[i-am-a-fish]

Hey, you son of a bitch, more pictures here

[brisbone]

[assflat]

idk about y'all…..but im really ready for the next phase of my life to begin aka the part where im stable and secure and not worried about much

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

i cant stop thinking about that cat. i cant stop its taken over my brain i think its my favorite picture ever or at least tied with the picture of the dog deepthroating the goose’s head

[pissposter]

Which cat

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[chessys]

i want 2 be a she really did that!! kind of girl but i dont Do anything

[pocmemes]

[tropicsins]

Save your heart for someone who cares