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Everyone hold on to the life bar, please. I am a househusband, a cat wrangler and an amateur photographer in Mobile, Alabama. I reblog things that will make my husband laugh, or things that make me laugh.

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my dream is to live in a place where cute forest critters wander into my yard and make friends with my pets 

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This kitten’s afraid of its own shadow

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@swifthearts-and-stars 😭😭😭

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Twinkle toes

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beautiful dancer boi

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Aww I saw this on Facebook and thought it was way too good not to repost

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This is everything

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I’m sitting here trying not to cry in public because this was so fucking beautiful

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this was SO CUTE

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Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

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What a beautiful octopus.

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Erté at ninety-five : the complete new graphics

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Guerlain Perfumes, 1930

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me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

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when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

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anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

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Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

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https://www.instagram.com/saraparsons/

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home depot lesbians finally went into business

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The Silence Of The Lambs Directed by Jonathan Demme (1991)