mello

mello but with a heavy german accent | 19

[mhaelkeehl]

ask away losers.

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note that this might not be totally accurate to mello and english wasn't my first language so ill try my best °^° in this au mello has schizophrenia and he's cis male (i wanna try smth different shhh) and mellodramattic is canon-ish (mellos inlove with matt like nikocado avocado is with cheese and matt doesnt rlly know) this is post-burn mello btw

[saikoucorps-deactivated20250420]

You write for yan sim?

What's your favourite character??

Could you write something sfw about a gn!reader x Umeji Kizuguchi? I simped so hard for him back in my yansim days

Tysm even if you don't want to write it!

-🍋

Tysm for the request! Honestly my favorite is Ayato Aishi.. but "canon" character wise it'd have to be Megami Saikou. I'm also a huge fan of Info Chan, Nemesis, and Fun girl.

:ఌ¨ Sneaking out

꒰੭ pairings – umeji kizuguchi x gn!reader

꒰੭ genre – fluff, small drabble

꒰੭ tags – soft umeji (sorta), mutual pining, flustered umeji, reader is somewhat implied a delinquent

→ Reader gets the idea to sneak out, and asks their trusted friend Umeji to go with them.

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

You had just explained to your friend that you had an amazing idea, a brilliant plan. You wanted to sneak out. With him. It was currently midnight, and you two were speaking over the phone.

"Duh, why else would I ask if I wasn't sure? You scared?"

You could hear him sigh on the other end, clearly annoyed.

"No—Just– Fine. I'll meet you outside your house in twenty."

You were already prepared, you didn't grab much but your phone and wallet. You were ready before you even called him. So, it only took you one minute to walk outside and wait. And surely enough, he was there in twenty.

"You better not make me regret this."

He was wearing something very simple. Like he threw whatever he could find on. He seemed really against this whole thing.

"Don't get your legs in a twist, why so mad? This will be fun!"

"It's not fun because I just woke up from my sleep."

Oh. That's why he's grumpy. He woke up to answer your call?

You decided you didn't feel like bickering today, and neither did he. You both began walking, and you didn't have an exact idea on where to go.. Umeji could tell.

"Where the hell are we going?"

"Uhm.." You dramatically thought to yourself on the possibilities, then finally decided. "The park! That's always fun, huh?"

He groaned before agreeing, and you two headed to the nearest park. It felt nice. The silence between you two, it may have been unexpected, but it felt natural. Umeji was willing to wake up and then sneak out for you.

You two finally found the park, Umeji headed straight for the swings and sat there. He was pretending to be mad, you could tell. So, you decided to sit next to him on the swing nearby.

"It's nice having you here, you know." You began, sitting down.

"What—?" He seemed taken aback, you could see a faint blush on his face. You pushed it aside, it was too dark to tell.

"I'm serious! No one else would have came out here with me, it was very nice you woke up for me.."

You and Umeji sat in silence, he couldn't even speak. He was clearly shocked by your words, and unable to voice his thoughts correctly, he grumbles out.

"Shut up.."

The two of you started up a conversation, it felt like minutes when in reality hours went by. He suggested you guys go to a gas station, and you did. You had gotten drinks and some snacks. It was nice, hanging out with him like this.

You and him walked for what felt like an eternity. It's rare seeing him like this, so quiet.. and not having that "tough" guy act. Umeji stopped and realized how long you guys have been walking.

"It's getting late." He showed you his phone, it was three in the morning. How long were you guys out?

"Shit. My house is too far." You started slightly panicking.. this technically was supposed to be very short.

"Crash at mine. It's only a few blocks away. Plus, it's too dark for you to walk by yourself. Cmon"

He started walking, you haven't even processed what he just said.

"You wanna bring me home? Really? How sweet."

"Don't push it."

You chuckled and followed after him quickly, it only took a few minutes to get there. He said you had to be extremely quiet, his siblings would wake up otherwise.

After a long night, you finally got to sit down. He offered his bed as he slept on the floor. It wasn't really an offer, no, he insisted you slept on the bed and he slept on the floor.

Moments like this with him were rare, but you always treasured them. You believed he did as well.

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[cafespriggan]

local dumbasses steal a chair

it’s all fun and games until you run over kuroko and she yells at you for an hour

[thathomestar]

just cast the fire spell. dip shit

[alleesaur]

creature

[mokozroach]

catshifter! hush

[nearriverofficial]

I GOT A RUG!!! Now, I can lay on my stomach during floor time without getting rib pain 🤩✨️💃

Thank goodness.

[otherbug]

the girls (everyone dies instantly)

[matt-jeevas-official]

GGirlsgirlsgirlsgirlsgirlsgirlsgirls

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[catboybiologist]

IS THIS THE ORIGINAL

ORGANICALLY

ON MY TIMELINE

It’s like seeing the face of god

[matt-jeevas-official]

It’s me I’m spiders Georg

[ariannalitvin]

I WANTED TO MAKE YANSIM MEMES CAUSE I HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!

edit:

[incorrectyanderesimulatorquotes]

Umeji: Oh no, she killed Musume.

Umeji: Anyway, do you guys want to get something to eat?

[dnln7873]

Mello

[matt-jeevas-official]

ARF ARF ARF BARK BARK

[iheartmello]

ok

[batpulp]

late for @dnkinktober ….. Day 1 - smoking

[yourphantombride]

matts realest move

(based on this)

[rhodericks]

random matt in my random artstyles

[dafunked]

Collab with @evanescencefan101

[wammypilled]

Bored at work so I took to picrew and found this really cool one, here are the fab 4 with boba <3