The Wrong Sort of First Meeting Starters
“Well, /you/ weren’t who I was expecting.”
“Give me back my wallet before I break every bone in your hand.”
“I’m so sorry, I didn’t see you there!”
“Looking for something~?”
“You’re… not the right one.”
“Did I just kidnap the wrong person?”
“What are you doing in my room?!”
“You’re asking for trouble!”
“Got something to say, huh?!”
“You don’t know me, but I’ve seen your face in the paper enough to know that I can make some pocket change off you.”
“You can’t just stab strangers all nilly-willy!”
“Where are you taking me?!”
“Get that gun out of my face!”
“You’re that ‘monster’ everyone’s been whispering about, aren’t you?”
“You have to get through me first!”
“How very… noble, of you, as pathetic as it is.”
“You’re not even a footnote in my memory.”