blooming

she's pretty chill i guess (jk ily) - @nerdonthemoon

[abstractlesbian]

anyway time to bring back the best christmas vine of all time

[turmoil-ash]

@captioned-miscellaneous-videos

Doctor: The DNA test results are in. My friend will explain. [gestures to the left (right on camera)]

[Camera pans to man with a guitar]

Man on Guitar: [To the tune of ‘Feliz Navidad’] Phillip’s not your dad…

[coffeepoweredgirl]

December or, as it is more commonly known, Christmasmonth,

[bob-belcher]

[kitty-n-classe]

[citriccenobite-deactivated]

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

you are not obliged to visit your relatives

you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone

people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween

its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

[kitty-n-classe]

[onewillow]

This Autumn, let something die.

A worry, a relationship, a project that has run its course. Let go of anxiety over the future. Let go of guilt.

Let go of other people’s dreams for you. Let go of the fear that happiness or success or love or joyousness somehow isn’t for you.

Let go of feeling unwanted. Go outside, can you feel how deeply your presence is craved here?

Let go of the small and burdensome things. Gifts never opened. Keys without a lock. Broken earrings, old love letters, the ephemera on your fridge.

As David Whyte writes, “Anything or anyone that does not bring you alive is too small for you.” This Autumn, let go of all the clothes you have outgrown.

Let go of comparison.

Let go of doubt.

Let go of the feeling that you are somehow not good enough.

Because every imperfect apple that lays soft in your hands, and every ray of low Autumn sunlight that warms you through woolens will tell you a different story, a much truer story. The story that you are more, much more, than enough. That you bless this world simply by being alive.

[crookedlycasualwitch]

Y’all this hit me hard

[owlmylove]

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

[coffeepoweredgirl]

get rich or die dying

[coffeepoweredgirl]

all gnomes are power bottoms

[cyberscully]

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

[coffeepoweredgirl]

me, sitting on the floor, eating croutons straight from the bag: I have so much to live for,

[kevingetem]

fr tho, communication is so important to me. tell me what u want from me, tell me how i make u feel, be real with me, be real with ur soul

[septemberequinox]

not to be nsfw but i want to have a nap with someone i love

[scarlett-the-seachild]

*listens to Vampire Weekend* anyone feel like smoking weed on the roof of an all boys private school and maybe form an unrequited homoerotic crush on a best friend?

[coffeepoweredgirl]

@ itv fuckin die you pieces of shit

[thepumpkinqueenn]

50 strange and unusual questions for Halloween

[deactivated-000441-deactivated2]

50 strange and unusual questions for Halloween

SEND ME NUMBERS AND ILL GLADLY ANSWER!

When you die, what do you want done with your remains?

What is the weirdest thing you own?

Have you ever played with a Ouija board?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Have you ever had an encounter with things that go ‘bump in the night’?

Do you have a Deja Vu story?

Do you still trick-or-treat?

Have you ever had a black cat cross you, and have a streak of bad luck afterwards?

Least favorite thing about Halloween?

Most interesting serial killer?

Favorite thing to do in a graveyard?

Favorite fungus?

Favorite Halloween movie?

Favorite ghost story?

Have you ever contacted a loved one from beyond the grave?

Your biggest fear?

Favorite pumpkin flavored food?

Candy corn or popcorn balls?

Trick, or treat?

Best Halloween you ever had?

Do you go to corn mazes ?

Do you go to haunted houses?

Do you own any human remains that arent your own?

Have you ever smashed a pumpkin?

Do you like apple cider?

Do you live near any ‘spooky’ places?

Have you ever seen a dead body apart from a funeral?

Have you ever broken into an abandoned house or building?

Do you believe in monsters?

Your scariest memory?

Ever heard white noise from a turned off tv or radio?

Weirdest coincidence?

Have you ever bobbed for apples?

Ever had your fortune told?

Favorite skin disease?

Do you see figures in your peripheral vision?

Have you ever seen someone die?

Have you ever caught something large on fire?

Favorite ‘fictional’ bad guy or monster that you wish was real?

Do you believe in multiple dimensions or worlds?

Ever held a seance?

Ever made a potion of any sort?

Ever worn ‘funeral attire’ outside of a funeral?

Have you ever made a blood pact?

Have you ever worked a spell?

Do you believe in curses?

Ever had an animal or pet see something that you cant?

Have you ever gotten lost in the woods at night

Have you ever caught a photo of a ghost?

Have you ever played Bloody Mary?