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send your complaints here! see rules and format below

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ATTN: AGENTS

The format for complaints to HR is as follows:

Employee filing the complaint: (leave blank if you would prefer to be anonymous)

Subject of complaint/persons involved:

Description of incident/complaint:

Please be aware that this blog runs on a queue and you may need to wait for your complaint to be processed. There is a war going on, afterall, and everyone is quite busy. Please note that we can NOT deal with any issues regarding overtime pay. All complaints about missing compensation should be submitted to REDACTED FOR NATIONAL SECURITY. Thank you for your understanding and for your efforts in the fight against fascism.

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From the Desk of Col. John Bevan

ATTN AGENTS

It has come to the attention of the Human Resources department that there have been some issues within the offices of MI5 that are negatively impacting the war effort. At their suggestion, we will now be implementing a "complaint bin" where employees can report issues amongst the staff.

PLEASE BE AWARE that this should be used for professional purposes only. We are all adults and I am trusting you to use this wisely. And for God's sake, I do not want to hear any more about Fleming and his See the pinned post for the format any complaints should be in.

Please be aware that HR may also periodically post reminders of employee rules and expectations as needed.

You have your orders.

Col. Bevan

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Complaint #6

Transcript under the cut for any agents who need it:

Submitted by: Anonymous

Subject: Ewen Montagu (Assumed)

Content: PLEASE STOP BRINGING EGG RELATED THINGS INTO THE BUILDING, THEY STINK!!!

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Complaint #5

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Submitted by: Ewen Montagu

Subject:

Content: Also supporting that point about being allowed to have embarrassing unrequited feelings for your direct superior.

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Complaint #4

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Submitted by: Anonymous

Subject: General

Content: Oh so now you can't even have an unrequited lesbian crush on your boss without random people submitting complaints to HR. Okay.

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why is hesterxjean a thing. just. why.

also i love people making them a mother and daughter type of relationship but it's not required!!! they can simply be friends!!!!! platonic love is not a lesser form of love!!!!!! platonic relationships are meaningful, important, and impactful!!!!!! familial and romantic relationships are not the only significant type of relationship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sincerely signed,

I Love My Friends

Agent I fear you misunderstood the purpose of the employee complaint bin.

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Complaint #3

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Submitted by: Prezzo Cheryl

Subject: Jean Leslie

Content: Please remember that some information has been shared in confidence and that some parties would really rather it not be spread all over MI5!!! Thank you.

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ATTN

Please be advised that threats and extortion are both explicitly forbidden according to section 3.5B of the MI5 employee handbook. Copies of this can be found in-person in all offices or via SharePoint.

Thank you.

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Complaint #2

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Submitted by: Anonymous

Subject: Reggie Tar

Content: Reggie I know that you have Charlie's mugs; give them back to him or I will send proof of your aggair to your fiance, I swear to god. Okay thank you xxx

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Complaint #1

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Submitted by: Charles Cholmondeley

Subject: General

Content: Please leave any mugs with my (Charles Cholmondeley) fave on them at my desk in the basement. I know nobody is taking them on purpose of course but I am running out of things to drink from. Thank you and sorry for the inconvenience.