REMADE! @miagirl1986 - Tumblr Blog

anchovy

Everyone got that one friend that was a failed vessel for something greater 🤣🤣🤣

i got burnt too many times at the till realizing i left my money at home, so now i try to keep as many different modes of payment on me as i possibly can. i'm talking cards. i'm talking coins. i'm talking contactless. i'm talking collectibles. i'm talking favors. i'm talking precious minerals. i'm talking gemstones & jewelry. i'm talking scrip. i'm talking endangered species. i'm talking discontinued drugs. i'm talking priceless works of art. i'm talking moon rocks. i'm talking hot trading tips. i'm talking banned weaponry. i'm talking deeds to various plots of land. i'm talking treasure maps. i'm talking lost media. i'm talking fucked-up things in jars. i'm talking historical artifacts. i'm talking sacred relics. i'm talking state secrets. i'm talking passwords. i'm talking cursed statuettes. i'm talking private performances. i'm talking life-changing advice. i'm talking beanie babies. i'm talking first-born sons. i'm talking interesting seashells. i'm talking smooth stones with holes in them. and if all else fails i believe kindness and a smile can get you anything in life; & thievery

#Sal

dogpuppy

greelin

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

servaltherium

t shirt that says DONT ASK ME ABOUT MY GAPING HEAD WOUND I HONESTLY DONT KNOW

evilscientist3

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

ttechniic

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

evilscientist3

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

ttechniic

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

evilscientist3

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

ttechniic

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

siderealglimmer

#Sal

6mayhem

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

courteous

You want me to celebrate my mother? The thing that - (cuts off; swallows thickly) the thing that I - (abruptly turns to the audience) I have always felt that a terrible specter haunts my waking moments.

junglejim4322

It’s so hard being the worlds first living tragically died too young diva celebrity who is alive and isn’t famous

#Sal

ymutate

Julius Klinger

originally painted 1909

printed in 1923

suigintou

blew a .15 blood mana on the breathalyzer at a necromancy checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my carriage trunk for skeletons. needless to say i went for his crossbow

bunnydracula

i love when siblings in a TV pilot are like You gotta go easy on me! Its always been this way since dad left us (other sibling overlapping dialogue like they say this all the time) In the middle of the night to buy smokes but never came back because he was actually fighting the giant anaconda that killed our mom and now we bear the mark of the snake I KNOWWWW

#Concha and Sunday

cogneartive

when the persona you made eats you; when the performance youve been putting on eats you; when the name they gave you eats you; when the image people made of you eats you; when the role you were assigned eats you; when the you that other people see or even made for you or you made for them takes over the you that you know and eats you alive.