izzy's playlists!
Xuebing Du
No title available
titsay
š©µ avery cochrane š©µ
Jules of Nature
ā
PR's Tumblrdome
No title available
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
No title available
No title available
Discoholic šŖ©
tumblr dot com
todays bird
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
h
Noah Kahan
Show & Tell
$LAYYYTER
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Greece
seen from Italy
seen from France
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland
seen from Mauritania
seen from Argentina
seen from Germany
seen from TĆ¼rkiye
seen from Bulgaria
seen from France
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Israel
@miamicomedy
Being Healthy In Miami But At What Cost
Miami will make you feel out of shape faster than any city on the planet. You walk out of your apartment at 8 in the morning and there is a woman in a full matching workout set jogging past you with a smile on her face, holding a coconut water like itās a trophy. Meanwhile youāre in flip flops carrying a Cuban coffee and half a pastelito. That is the divide. That is Miami. Being healthy in thisā¦
Street Racing In Miami Is Fast And Furious With A Temu Budget
Street racing in Miami is Fast and Furious with a Temu budget. Instead of Ferrari versus McLaren once a year, we get Honda Civics versus Nissan Altimas every single weekend, and then the whole thing ends up on Instagram Live at 3 in the morning while the cops are literally in the shot. If you have lived here long enough you know this scene. It is loud, it is dumb, and it is very Miami. Streetā¦
The Dark Side of Dating in Miami: Real Talk on Modern Love
Dating in Miami is not just dinner and drinks. It can feel like you need a business plan, a personal brand, and a backup plan all at once. In this Miami Comedy Podcast clip, I get into the part nobody wants to say out loud: the weird pressure, the mixed signals, and the way this city can turn romance into a competition. If you have been out there swiping, meeting, and wondering if you are theā¦
Miami Luxury Buildings: The Performance, The Price, and the Brickell Illusion
Miami has a special talent: taking something normal and turning it into a flex. A building is not a building, itās a status update. A lobby is not a lobby, itās a runway. And the second a place gets labeled āluxuryā, everybody starts acting like the rent comes with a personality. ## What Miami Really Means When It Says āLuxuryā In most cities, luxury means quality. In Miami, luxury means theā¦
Is Intelligence Sexy in Miami?
Miami has this funny way of making every conversation feel like a competition and a flirt at the same time. You can be talking about real life, money, relationships, whatever, and somebody will still try to turn it into a flex. So when the question comes up, āis intelligence sexy?ā, Iām not even mad at it. Itās a real Miami question. Because down here, being smart isnāt just about what you know.ā¦
Miami Jai Alai, Sports Vibes, and Why MIA Airport Needs a Reset
Miami runs on random conversations. One minute youāre talking naps like theyāre a life hack, the next minute youāre breaking down jai alai gambling at Casino Miami, and somehow you end up debating what the Miami airport should actually look like and what happens if Cuba ever really opens up. Thatās this episode in a nutshell. This is a livestream style Miami Comedy Podcast where the topic isā¦
Miami CEOs With No Employees: The Miami Hustle Fantasy
Miami will hand you a title faster than a valet ticket. You meet someone at a coffee shop and theyāre not a guy drinking cafecito, theyāre a founder. You ask what they do and they hit you with the most confident non-answer you ever heard. āIām building something.ā āIām in acquisitions.ā āIām in real estate.ā And youāre standing there like, okay, but do you have a website or do you just have anā¦
The Miami Design District Is An Adult Theme Park With Really Expensive Souvenirs
Welcome to Miamiās Adult Theme Park The Miami Design District is not a shopping district. It is an adult theme park with really expensive souvenirs. I took a friend from out of town over there recently and it clicked. This is not a place you go to buy things. This is a place you go to be seen buying things. Nobody actually leaves with a bag most of the time. They leave with content. Thatās theā¦
The University of Miami Mascot Is The Most Miami Thing Ever Made
Alright so I saw the University of Miami mascot again the other day and I have to say something. Because nobody in this city ever wants to admit it. The U mascot is the most Miami thing that has ever existed. And I mean that as the biggest compliment I can give. If you have never really looked at Sebastian the Ibis, do yourself a favor. Google him. Take a real, close look. That bird has a goldā¦
Miami Robberies: The Weirdest Hustles Nobody Warns You About
Miami Robberies: The Weirdest Hustles Nobody Warns You About Not a lot of people talk about the special kind of robberies that happen in Miami. In most cities, a robbery is a robbery. Somebody shows up with a weapon, or they grab you up, and it is straight to the point. Give me the phone. Give me the wallet. Take off the jewelry. Keep it moving. Miami has that too, obviously. But Miami also hasā¦
Publix Brisket Pub Sub Review: Miamiās Newest Limited-Time Flex
Publix Brisket Pub Sub Review: Miamiās Newest Limited-Time Flex Miami will turn anything into a status symbol if you let it. A condo. A gym. A dog. A parking spot. And now, apparently, a grocery store sandwich. Publix dropped the brisket Pub Sub and the city acted like Louis Vuitton opened a deli counter. People were talking about it like it was a limited drop. Like if you show up at 2pm and theā¦
Publix Brisket Pub Sub Review: Miamiās Newest Limited-Time Flex
Publix Brisket Pub Sub Review: Miamiās Newest Limited-Time Flex Miami loves anything that feels exclusive, even when itās sitting under fluorescent lighting next to the potato salad. So when I saw Publix pushing the brisket Pub Sub, my first thought wasnāt āthat looks delicious.ā My first thought was: how is Miami going to turn a grocery store sandwich into a status symbol? Because thatās whatā¦
Luxury Sponsorships in Miami: When Every Corner Feels Like an Ad
Miami has a talent for taking a normal idea and turning it into a flex. Not just a nicer version. A louder version. The kind of upgrade where you canāt even enjoy it unless you can point at it and say, āYeah, I did that.ā And lately, the cityās been pushing a new level of that energy: luxury sponsorships. Not sponsorships like a normal company buying a billboard. I mean the whole experienceā¦
Costco Freedom: Miami's Most Underrated Flex
Costco Freedom: The Most Underrated Miami Flex If you want to spot the real winners in Miami, stop looking for the rented Lambo. Go to Costco on a Monday afternoon. Thatās the whole joke and also the whole truth. In the latest Miami Comedy Podcast clip, Manny breaks down a very specific South Florida status symbol: being free enough to run errands when everybody else is stuck in a 9-to-5. Itāsā¦
The Afilador: Miami's Most Iconic (And Terrifying) Job
Alright so I was driving through Miami the other day and I finally saw one. An afilador. The knife sharpener guy that used to roam around every neighborhood on an ice cream truck playing a jingle, or on a bicycle with a flute. I hadnāt seen one in years. And the moment I spotted him I knew we had to talk about this because the afilador is one of the most iconic and completely underappreciatedā¦
Miami Carries Itself Well: The Designer Open Carry Era Has Arrived
Happy Fourth of July from the city that takes American freedom and turns it into a fashion show. Florida went open carry. Cool. Most states figured this out years ago. The rest of the country sees a holster and thinks safety, hunting, second amendment. Miami sees a holster and thinks accessory. We are going to do open carry differently than anywhere else in America. We are going to make it cute.ā¦
Loud Money Vs Quiet Money: Why Miami Will Never Be Naples
If youāve never left Miami and driven three hours in any direction, you donāt understand what this city actually is. You think this is just how Florida works. You think every city in this state has the same energy. Same Lambos at the gas station, same chains over white tank tops, same DJ booth at the Sunday brunch. You think this is normal. It is not normal. Miami is louder than anywhere else inā¦