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Miami Comedy Shows This Week: UFOs, Yacht Parties, and Brickell Comedy Shows

Why a Sports Car is the Worst Investment You Can Make in Miami

If you drive a fancy sports car in Miami, just know you can’t really do much with it. You can’t take sharp turns. You can’t put loud mufflers on it. You can’t rev your engine in any neighborhood worth driving through. The cops are doubling down on every car that costs more than a house. That $300,000 Lamborghini you just bought? Congratulations. You just paid a quarter million dollars to drive…

Pub Sub Brisket by Drone: Miami's Future Just Got Weird

The Pub Sub brisket sandwich has been made. Where was this the whole time? I’ve never tried it. I didn’t even know Publix cooked brisket. Can you make a Pub Sub with anything at this point? All you gotta do is call it Pub Sub. And now they’re delivering it by drone. We went from “Wait at the deli for 20 minutes for them to call your number” to “Sandwich falling out of the sky onto your balcony.”…

Costco at 2pm on a Monday is the Real Miami Flex

Somebody saw me at Costco the other day. Monday afternoon. Going around with the fam. Picking up some food. And he hit me up like, “Saw you at Costco, dog.” And I said, you know me, bro. Monday afternoons. Free like that. And it hit me. That’s the real flex in Miami. Not the Lambo. Not the Versace tower. Not the bottle service at LIV. The real flex is buying steaks at 2 PM on a Monday. You and…

Luxury Logo Buildings in Miami: We're Paying Brands to Live in Their Buildings

Here’s something I figured out about Miami real estate. If you live anywhere popular in this city, all they gotta do is slap a luxury logo on the building and now you’re paying two rents. The regular and the HOA. We all know that. But the worst part about having these logos on your building is they should be paying you for living in there. Because that’s a sponsorship deal. Where you staying at?…

The Real Cost of Cinco de Mayo (and Every Other Free Miami Party)

Every time I see a flyer in Miami it says the same thing. “Get fucked up. General admission is free.” And every time I read that, I laugh. Because the general admission is not free. The general admission is your liver. Your dignity. Your motivation for the next 48 hours. Your gym streak. Your career. The general admission is everything you actually care about. Let me break this down for you…

Things to Do in Miami This Week: Cinco de Mayo Comedy Shows, Margarita Jedis, and the Best Nightlife Bets

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Miami's Art Deco District: A Local's Honest Take on South Beach's Most Photographed Buildings

Somebody on the chat said it. CPC, “I love Miami’s Art Deco.” Yeah, me too man. To be honest with you, there’s just something very alluring about these old school Miami buildings. Even at night, they’re gorgeous. The pastels, the neon, the lines, the way the light hits ’em. You drive down Ocean Drive and you’re like, “okay, I see why people fly halfway across the world to look at this.” Which…

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Miami Trivia: Weird Fun Facts About the 305 Every Local Should Know

So I was on the live stream the other day and I had this idea while I was taking a shower. How great would it be to ask AI to give us a little Miami trivia? So I went and did it. And some of the answers cracked me up. Let me share what I found out about this beautiful, ridiculous city. Miami Was Founded by a Woman Question one. What is the only US city in the entire nation founded by a woman?…

The Safest Neighborhood in Miami Isn't What You Think (It's Wherever the Abuelas Live)

One thing I’d say is underrated. I think living in an area where old people are has got to be one of the best investments you can make in your entire life. And I’ll tell you why. If you live in South Beach, or in Brickell, or in Wynwood, you are going to be the victim of a crime. Inevitably. It is inevitable that you’ll either get robbed, broken into, stalked, you know, someone trying to give…

Hialeah vs. Kendall vs. Brickell: Where Real Miami Actually Lives

Somebody on the chat dropped this take and it stopped me cold: “Brickell and Downtown are only for influencers. Real people live in Hialeah.” And honestly? That’s not even slander. That’s a thesis. Miami is one city with five completely different identities, and where you live tells the world exactly what stage of life you’re in. So let’s break it down — Hialeah, Kendall, Brickell, and the…

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