Black Is All That I See

Micah Hunter and no I will not sign your dick. 

[maxssmillion-blog]

“Oh, sweet. Sorry if i offended you though, i know people get touchy about accents being misheard and stuff.”

[micahishunted-blog]

“Oh no, you didn’t offend me at all! I’ve accepted that most people can’t understand me”

[itsjamesquinn-blog]

“I’d say looking wet rather suits you actually”

[micahishunted-blog]

“Oh does it now? I’ll be sure to make note of that”

[aheartofblack-blog]

“Oh please, I know what you do for a living. You’re a slut who manipulated my Scorpio into your bed!”

[micahishunted-blog]

“Just because I act like that for a camera, that’s not me right here and now, fuck you. I never manipulated anyone, he was the sober one!”

[aheartofblack-blog]

“The guy who’s going to kick your ass for sleeping with his boyfriend, you know Scorpio, yeah he’s taken”

[micahishunted-blog]

“Isn’t it more his fault for sleeping with me? He happily accepted so maybe he doesn’t care about you”

[aamrbrooks-blog]

[maxssmillion-blog]

“Oh okay. Well, i mean, whatever pays the bills, right? By the way, whereabouts are you from? Was that like, Russian you just spoke?”

[micahishunted-blog]

“Yeah, well my talents didn’t really get me anywhere else. I’m from Ukraine, Donetsk to be exact, so it was Ukrainian I spoke”

[maxssmillion-blog]

“Okay good… Wait… does that mean- Are you a fucking porn star?”

[micahishunted-blog]

“Oh ебать.. Kind of? I mean, the technical term is camboy, like web cam shows and yeah”

[maxssmillion-blog]

“Oh god. You’re not like, a reality star or something are you?”

[micahishunted-blog]

“Oh gosh no! Nothing like that”

[maxssmillion-blog]

“Don’t worry, i’ll be sure to call you out on it if you do.”

[micahishunted-blog]

“I don’t doubt that you will, I’m just kind of used to playing stuff up in front of camera”

[aheartofblack-blog]

“Who the fuck is Micah and where is he?”

[micahishunted-blog]

“I’m right here? Who are you exactly?”

[maxssmillion-blog]

“Small doses i can handle. If you go full out drama queen or fuckboy, we’re gonna have a problem, buddy.”

[micahishunted-blog]

“I won’t, I’m not about that life, well I hope I’m not anyway!”

[aamrbrooks-blog]

Always smile and stay positive. No matter what ⛈☀️

[maxssmillion-blog]

“Well you made quite the entrance, bud, made you seem like an attention whore. And that’s one of the best sexuality announcements i’ve ever heard.” 

[micahishunted-blog]

“Oh yeah, I am an attention whore but I do it in small doses. Aww, I’m glad you think so!”

[heyyitsjasper-blog]

“Maybe, but that is quite a unique accent you’ve got there… Any ways, towels! I’m sure i saw a utility closet along the hall, that should have towels right?”

[micahishunted-blog]

“That’s what happens when you’re from Ukraine. Well I’m hoping, I should probably find something to clean up the mess up leaving behind too, don’t want anyone to fall for me just yet”

[maxssmillion-blog]

“Honestly, you’re a bigger sweetheart than i was expecting! I would hug you, but you’re still drenched, hows about we get you into something warmer? And no, that’s not an innuendo, i’m as straight as a circle.”

[micahishunted-blog]

“Why, was you expecting to me to be some kind of asshole? That sounds like a good plan, yeah and me too, though I usually say I’m about as straight as a flexible ruler”

[really-ranch]

[maxssmillion-blog]

“Just rolling with the punches, huh? I like you. I’m officially claiming you as my bro.”

[micahishunted-blog]

“Aww, I like you too! I am totally cool with that, I don’t think I’ve ever really been someone’s bro before? Asides from my actual siblings but they don’t count”