[micahtho-blog]

fkamia:

I really can’t believe I’m saying this… but fine, whatever.

Oh, come on. Who knows, maybe our kids will be besties.

[micahtho-blog]

Oh shit, I was just coming over to tell you the same… I guess we’re watching some kids tonight then eh?

[fkamia-blog]

this is not what i had in mind for tonight…

[micahtho-blog]

it could be fun, c’mon. it’s baby party. those are always fun.

[fkamia-blog]

wait, i thought we were boning at yours. zoey won’t take my pipsqueak tonight.

[micahtho-blog]

Oh shit, I was just coming over to tell you the same... I guess we’re watching some kids tonight then eh?

[ameliahendrix-blog]

Granny panties? Don’t be a bitch cause I’ve got designer delicates

[micahtho-blog]

Eh, designer delicates doesn’t sound any better yanno? Who’s a bitch, not me that’s for sure. 

[sierrabye-blog]

Apparently so since I wasn’t exactly being serious. I’m sure they cost a fortune to have her name embroidered onto it. Touche, I like my men packing a good backside too, turn around, let me get a good look at you. Damn it so my face lift didn’t work? What a fucking rip off.

[micahtho-blog]

Ah, didn’t really seem like it. Seems like everyone has a beef with her around here. I really wouldn’t know, moved here about a month ago for work so yanno?? Who doesn’t love when their man’s packing. I’m not sure if men need to live up that standard, but whatever floats your boat I guess. Ah, I wouldn’t have even known it was a facelift until you told me. Looks good. I’m Micah by the way. 

[agztd-blog]

Lady? We must have the wrong bitch confused, you’re not talking about Mia Hendrix? Nice ass, long legs, but got a hell of a big mouth on her?

[micahtho-blog]

Hey, you know that’s pretty fuckin’ rude. A big mouth doesn’t equal any less of a lady. Of course I’m talking about Mia Hendrix. What’s your beef with her? 

[jfccali-blog]

…Should I even bother to ask what happened or just hope my cousin is not dead in a ditch somewhere panty-less?

[micahtho-blog]

Well, I mean she left pretty early so I wouldn’t know. Don’t worry though I treated her very well-- if you know what I mean. 

[sierrabye-blog]

If she’s gonna leave her panties lying around, at least make sure they’re laced and cute. Shame you got in bed with a thirty year old though, guess the daddy kink runs deep on the other side.

[micahtho-blog]

Ah, alright. Apparently people don’t know how to joke around here. These panties look pretty fuckin’ expensive and since when is 20 the new 30? And even if she was 30 I wouldn’t discriminate: a nice ass is a nice ass. So sorry the limp dicks around here don’t do it for you though. 

[agztd-blog]

Oh yeah, I’ve seen those before. They’ve been around a time or two. Just pull out your dick, I’m sure she’ll come running again.

[micahtho-blog]

Ay, ay ay.. treat a lady with respect. By which I mean shut your fuckin mouth or i’ll do it for you. 

[micahtho-blog]

Just had the best fuckin’ caramel apple, pretty sure it was laced but whatever. Anyways, anyone seen that Mia girl? I have her granny panties, she left em round mine last night. They have her name in ‘em and everything.